Microsoft Apologized for Bad LyricsAdded: Sunday, June 17th, 2012
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Software giant Microsoft had to say sorry to Norwegian developers who were apparently shocked at the company’s presentation which included dancing girls and obscene song lyrics.
A video of the routine, which was presented at the Norwegian Developers Conference in the country’s capital in order to promote new advances in Azure cloud computing platform, went viral. Apparently, Microsoft decided that before the conference participants get into technical details about the computing system it would be a great idea to warm the crowd up with a couple of dancers and house music.
However, the song’s lyrics that appeared on the screen were so bad that Coldplay could look Shakespearean by comparison. No-one will ever forget the epic line: “The words MICRO and SOFT don't apply to my penis”!
The press reports show that the developers weren’t amused, and hurried to turn to Twitter. One of the programmers wrote “For those not here, we had flashing disco lights, bad lyrics about penis, disco beats and dancing azure girls, so cringeworthy”. Another one tweeted: “This music thing is probably the most embarrassing I’ve ever seen and heard”. Apparently, both of them have never seen an Apple Store team chant…
Meanwhile, the YouTube posting of the Norwegian Developer’s Conference had a Volish statement underneath claiming that the event included a skit with inappropriate and offensive elements and vulgar language. Now the software giant’s top spinners are busy looking into the whole issue of semi-naked dancing girls and foul language. Perhaps, the entire incident just reminded them of one of their sales briefings. In the meantime, the experts are looking forward to the next Microsoft presentation, trying to guess what they will see there.
June 17th,2012Posted by:
Sunday, June 17th, 2012
|Hell YEAH go microsoft, B!tches always make Sh!t music better, also you try translating stuff to norwiegen, everything they say sounds pedophilic and dirty, so microsoft was just like when in rome... even microsoft cant touch your penis, hell yeah, but them microsoft b!tches totally can, how do we bring up norwiegen penises goin into american microsoft whores? without sounding like pimps? ahaha who cares, that shits dope, i smoked a bowl and re read it, i know microsofts a big player in this whole will the internet free shebam, but comeon they go this right, norwiegens need to get there d!cks out them chickens and stick it to them digital tron b!itches, microsoft better went with a tron theme i dunno why but i havent seen it and thats what im thinkin. and as far as obscene words and bad translations? frick, just doit in english, like starwars, english will soon be called basic, and anyone not speakin it is a backwards heathen jawa|
|my bad about the swear words, i learned to read from nudey mags and microwave instructions, its hard for me not to list things and swear all the time.|
|sounds like thoes norwiegen twitter douches bit the hand that fed, hookers, never turn down free drugs, never turn down hookers, thats the rule of the free life|
|posted by (2012-06-18 08:38:33)|
|WHo said Life was free? Its my understanding that it has been bought and paid for...|
|heres the video lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcfDrOR0xhw|
|just kidding but would fit the scenerio lol|
|posted by (2012-06-19 22:15:45)|
|Thanks Microsoft. I always can appreciate humour. Some people walk around with a stick up their arses, let them complain.||
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