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snotlob avatar
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 13:32
Author: Trusted UploaderSite FriendET junkieET loverSupermanSunTurtle
I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door.

He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"

"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!"

He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"

"No problem" I said, sliding it under, "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
snotlob avatar
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 13:37
Author: Trusted UploaderSite FriendET junkieET loverSupermanSunTurtle
My Wife called me a "sick twisted" pervert earlier after she went upstairs to use the computer and found Jizz on the mouse.

"Our children touch that" she screamed!


To be fair though most of the sawdust had soaked it up and they never clean the little cunt out anyway!
snotlob avatar
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 13:41
Author: Trusted UploaderSite FriendET junkieET loverSupermanSunTurtle
I can't see how the fact Santa going down a chimney is so hard to believe.
6 Million Jews went up them easily enough.
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 13:46
Author: Blocked
what do u call a apki in a fridge?

TOUGH SHIT!

what do u call a good looking paki?

AS IF (ASIF)

what u call a pki between 2 houses?

ALLI

what u call a paki sheep shagger?

rammed

wat do u call a lesbian paki?

mingeater

wat do u do if a paki is drownin?

throw his family in

how can u stop a paki frm drownin?

take ya foot of his hed

how do u turn a paki off?

press his button!

how do u drown a nigger?

burst its lips

What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
snotlob avatar
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 13:49
Author: Trusted UploaderSite FriendET junkieET loverSupermanSunTurtle
What is long, black and dangerous to cut into?

The queue at KFC.
snotlob avatar
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 13:51
Author: Trusted UploaderSite FriendET junkieET loverSupermanSunTurtle
I went to Morocco on holiday. I visited the markets and, after some intense bartering, I bought a toilet roll holder.

Some may call it slavery, but Mohammed loves his new job.
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 13:51
Author: Blocked


sn0tlob wrote:
I went to Morocco on holiday. I visited the markets and, after some intense bartering, I bought a toilet roll holder.

Some may call it slavery, but Mohammed loves his new job.


pmsl
snotlob avatar
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 14:01
Author: Trusted UploaderSite FriendET junkieET loverSupermanSunTurtle
4 homos in a hot tub, up floats a glob of semen one asks the rest. who farted?
snotlob avatar
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 14:04
Author: Trusted UploaderSite FriendET junkieET loverSupermanSunTurtle
I saw a fat bird down the pub, her T-shirt said - Watch out, I'm a maneater!

I went up to her and said "Excuse me love, about your T-shirt slogan."

She stopped me and angrily said "Oh let me guess, you want to know how many men I've eaten?! Well I can't help my size you know!"

I said "Actually no, I wasn't going to say that at all."

She looked happier and smiled as she said "Oh yes, what did you want to say then?."

"That's not how you spell Manatee."
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 16:19
Author: Blocked
post your funniest or sickest jokes here

ok i think i can do that :D :P

ok here it goes,

any wanna know what sn0tlob biggist dream is .ill tell ya its running naked on wembly while england vs france is going on.then drible cheat his way from on end of wembly to the other then just befor the tryes to score a goal he hear the supporters yelling omfg what a big asshole :D lolz


i had a few anme i wanted to use but ohh well had to use one but some of the otehr names i wanted to use where Stainz or m1nc3m34t or legend
snotlob avatar
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 19:02
Author: Trusted UploaderSite FriendET junkieET loverSupermanSunTurtle
taker wrote:
post your funniest or sickest jokes here

ok i think i can do that :D :P

ok here it goes,

any wanna know what sn0tlob biggist dream is .ill tell ya its running naked on wembly while england vs france is going on.then drible cheat his way from on end of wembly to the other then just befor the tryes to score a goal he hear the supporters yelling omfg what a big asshole :D lolz


i had a few anme i wanted to use but ohh well had to use one but some of the otehr names i wanted to use where Stainz or m1nc3m34t or legend

AWWWWW taker i fell so special now that i was mentioned first
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 20:03
Author: Blocked
so its not that i should say with teh big asshole i mean gay looolZ
snotlob avatar
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 20:13
Author: Trusted UploaderSite FriendET junkieET loverSupermanSunTurtle
taker wrote:
so its not that i should say with teh big asshole i mean gay looolZ

with all this talk of assholes and gays your hiding to deep in the closet taker pmpl
No avatar
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 20:52
Author: Blocked
closet why im already out of it i have said i lvoe anus when i bang my GF in here tight anus
No avatar
Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 20:55
Author: Blocked
ok ok ok what staff got his shirt laying in his/here closet Fr3T3qZ.jpg
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