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The Fahrenheit Temperature for Geordies


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geordieboy1979 avatar
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 19:43
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The Fahrenheit temperature scale for Geordies

50 degrees people in southern England turn on the central heating, people in Newcastle plant out bedding plants

40 degrees southerners shiver uncontrollably, Geordies sunbathe on the beach at Whitley Bay

35 degrees cars in the south of England refuse to start, people in Newcastle drive with the windows down

20 degrees southerners wear overcoats gloves and woolly hats
Newcastle men throw on a T-shirt and girls start wearing mini skirts

15 degrees southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
people from Newcastle swim in the North Sea at Amble

Zero degrees life in the south grinds to a halt
Newcastle folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

Minus 10 degrees life in the south ceases to exist
people in Newcastle throw on a light jacket

Minus 80 degrees Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Newcastle start wearing their long trousers

Minus 100 degrees Santa Claus abandons North Pole
people in Newcastle put on their 'long johns'

Minus 173 alcohol freezes
Geordies get very upset because all the pubs are shut

Minus 297 degrees Microbial life starts to disappear
the cows on Newcastle Town Moor complain about farmers with cold hands

Minus 460 degrees all atomic motion stops
Newcastle folk stamp their feet and blow on their hands

Minus 500 degrees.Hell freezes over.
Sunderland qualify for Europe

imouse avatar
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 19:48
Author:
Yeah, Geordies are Hard skinned, but seeing those tough guys fail up on the beacons is a classic FAIL (not just Geordies, all the so called 'Tough Guys')
Used to work with A Geordie, wore shorts all year round with a sleeveless T-shirt!!! Nutter 1st class
samps avatar
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 19:49
Author: men
nice one geordie, btw you live in new castle ?
geordieboy1979 avatar
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 20:12
Author:
yeah live in Newcastle (gods country)
musicbuoy avatar
Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2012 22:11
Author: ET junkie
Geordieboy, I live about 30 miles south of you so am I still classed as HARD lol
snotlob avatar
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 03:41
Author: Site FriendWarnedET junkieET loverSupermanSunTurtle
geordieboy1979 wrote:
The Fahrenheit temperature scale for Geordies

50 degrees people in southern England turn on the central heating, people in Newcastle plant out bedding plants

40 degrees southerners shiver uncontrollably, Geordies sunbathe on the beach at Whitley Bay

35 degrees cars in the south of England refuse to start, people in Newcastle drive with the windows down

20 degrees southerners wear overcoats gloves and woolly hats
Newcastle men throw on a T-shirt and girls start wearing mini skirts

15 degrees southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
people from Newcastle swim in the North Sea at Amble

Zero degrees life in the south grinds to a halt
Newcastle folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

Minus 10 degrees life in the south ceases to exist
people in Newcastle throw on a light jacket

Minus 80 degrees Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Newcastle start wearing their long trousers

Minus 100 degrees Santa Claus abandons North Pole
people in Newcastle put on their 'long johns'

Minus 173 alcohol freezes
Geordies get very upset because all the pubs are shut

Minus 297 degrees Microbial life starts to disappear
the cows on Newcastle Town Moor complain about farmers with cold hands

Minus 460 degrees all atomic motion stops
Newcastle folk stamp their feet and blow on their hands

Minus 500 degrees.Hell freezes over.
Sunderland qualify for Europe


so the males from newcastle are well hard................! its a shame the women put out 4 half a shandy and a kebab. its well known newqy lass's are easy slappers. god forbid minus 500 degrees never froze there traps shut cuz they keep on bleeting n bleeting n bleeting even with a gimp mask on they dont shut up
geordieboy1979 avatar
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 12:50
Author:
sn0tlob wrote:
geordieboy1979 wrote:
The Fahrenheit temperature scale for Geordies

50 degrees people in southern England turn on the central heating, people in Newcastle plant out bedding plants

40 degrees southerners shiver uncontrollably, Geordies sunbathe on the beach at Whitley Bay

35 degrees cars in the south of England refuse to start, people in Newcastle drive with the windows down

20 degrees southerners wear overcoats gloves and woolly hats
Newcastle men throw on a T-shirt and girls start wearing mini skirts

15 degrees southerners begin to evacuate to the continent
people from Newcastle swim in the North Sea at Amble

Zero degrees life in the south grinds to a halt
Newcastle folk have the last BBQ before it gets cold

Minus 10 degrees life in the south ceases to exist
people in Newcastle throw on a light jacket

Minus 80 degrees Polar bears wonder if it's worth carrying on
Boy Scouts in Newcastle start wearing their long trousers

Minus 100 degrees Santa Claus abandons North Pole
people in Newcastle put on their 'long johns'

Minus 173 alcohol freezes
Geordies get very upset because all the pubs are shut

Minus 297 degrees Microbial life starts to disappear
the cows on Newcastle Town Moor complain about farmers with cold hands

Minus 460 degrees all atomic motion stops
Newcastle folk stamp their feet and blow on their hands

Minus 500 degrees.Hell freezes over.
Sunderland qualify for Europe


so the males from newcastle are well hard................! its a shame the women put out 4 half a shandy and a kebab. its well known newqy lass's are easy slappers. god forbid minus 500 degrees never froze there traps shut cuz they keep on bleeting n bleeting n bleeting even with a gimp mask on they dont shut up

your right there
imouse avatar
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 20:06
Author:


sn0tlob wrote:
cuz they keep on bleeting n bleeting n bleeting even with a gimp mask on they dont shut up


Think that was a sheep you bought 4 shandy's and a kebab for Think you better quit them drugs mate, she really wasn't a fluffy haired blonde called baabara

geordieboy1979 avatar
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 20:10
Author:
imouse wrote:

sn0tlob wrote:
cuz they keep on bleeting n bleeting n bleeting even with a gimp mask on they dont shut up


Think that was a sheep you bought 4 shandy's and a kebab for Think you better quit them drugs mate, she really wasn't a fluffy haired blonde called baabara

lmfao
snotlob avatar
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 21:07
Author: Site FriendWarnedET junkieET loverSupermanSunTurtle
imouse wrote:

sn0tlob wrote:
cuz they keep on bleeting n bleeting n bleeting even with a gimp mask on they dont shut up


Think that was a sheep you bought 4 shandy's and a kebab for Think you better quit them drugs mate, she really wasn't a fluffy haired blonde called baabara

pissing my sides laughing im not welsh ;)
geordieboy1979 avatar
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 21:31
Author:
sn0tlob wrote:
imouse wrote:

sn0tlob wrote:
cuz they keep on bleeting n bleeting n bleeting even with a gimp mask on they dont shut up


Think that was a sheep you bought 4 shandy's and a kebab for Think you better quit them drugs mate, she really wasn't a fluffy haired blonde called baabara

pissing my sides laughing im not welsh ;)


eh wtf if its wet and warm why not ...damn id shag a barbers floor if i wasnt getting any lol
snotlob avatar
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 22:37
Author: Site FriendWarnedET junkieET loverSupermanSunTurtle
geordieboy1979 wrote:
sn0tlob wrote:
imouse wrote:

sn0tlob wrote:
cuz they keep on bleeting n bleeting n bleeting even with a gimp mask on they dont shut up


Think that was a sheep you bought 4 shandy's and a kebab for Think you better quit them drugs mate, she really wasn't a fluffy haired blonde called baabara

pissing my sides laughing im not welsh ;)


eh wtf if its wet and warm why not ...damn id shag a barbers floor if i wasnt getting any lol


alcohol has that effect geordieboy but i wont stoop to beastily shinanigans even tho iv sum dogs b4 (ugly female munters)
imouse avatar
Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2012 23:21
Author:


sn0tlob wrote:
pissing my sides laughing im not welsh


Oi, f.kin sheep are well ard round here. They survive up on the brecon beacons in mid winter where us mortal folk get carried off by stretcher.

And...........(dots to emphasize dramatic pause).....There's Waaaay more sheeps oop norf compared to this small portion of the UK

Devon has Picsies, We have mountains, Norf has sheep. The west of the UK just has people commuting into London or living there

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