Tue Apr 10, 2012 18:58
Have you heard about the new form of Russian roulette?
- No, what is that
- You are blindfolded and led into a room with six naked women, one of them is your mother in law.
Nyet babooshka lmao muwhaaaaaaaaaa
Manofkents worst nightmare ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
all of legends dreams have come true
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want."
The Russian begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking vodka." Finally the Russian says, "I wish to drink vodka whenever I want,so make me piss vodka."
The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks in the glass and it's clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the best vodka he has ever tasted.
The Russian yells to his wife, "Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to drink, it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two drink and party all night.The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.
Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells his wife, "Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink vodka." His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.
The Russian begins to piss in the glass and when he fills it his wife asks him, "but Boris, why do we need only one glass?"
Boris raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, my love, you drink from the bottle."
When the Russians were accused of being behind the assassination attempt on the Pope, the KGB said they'd thoroughly investigate the matter.
After exhaustive interviews and countless viewing of video tapes, it became clear that the Pope opened fire first
What do you call a black Russian?
Russia's energy giant Gazprom has signed a $2.5bn deal with Nigeria's state operated NNPC, to invest in a new joint venture.
The new firm is to be called Nigaz.
In the paper today, it says that the head of the family of Russians who jumped off of the tower block in Glasgow was mentally ill.
For once, a genuine Asylum seeker!.
If you die of alcohol poisoning in England it's a tragedy
If you die of alcohol poisoning in Russia you're a lightweight
If you die of alcohol poisoning in Scotland it's classed as natural causes
Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:44