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Chuck Norris Jokes


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Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2012 16:39
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Chuck Norris is the only person to date to beat a brick wall in tennis.

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

The Boogeyman looks under his bed every night to make sure that Chuck Norris isn’t hiding under it.

Chuck Norris has been dead for years. Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him.

Do you know anybody that doesn’t like Chuck Norris? You won’t know them for very long.

Chuck Norris doesn’t dodge bullets… bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once jumped in a like. He didn’t get wet. The water got Chuck Norrised.


Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim in land.

The power of one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is enough to light up Australlia for 44 minutes.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn’t lift himself up. He pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris’s tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down.

Only Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no “Ctrl” button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. 0_o

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.


*Source - ChuckNorrisFacts,blabmouth.wordpress
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