I wish Megan would just shut the hell up...

every time this dumb @#$@# opens her mouth i just feel sorry for her.


Megan Fox takes the October 2009 cover of Cosmopolitan. Here are some fun facts we learn from the 23-year-old sexpot:

On her weirdest phobia:
?Touching newspaper.?

On the one thing she?s always wished she?d said ?yes? to:
The Hannah Montana Movie

On her ideal date:
?A sexy sandwich with Andy Samberg and Jonah Hill??

On the most scared she?s ever been:
?Everytime I go on stage ? instant diarrhea.?

On being able to count the number of guys she?s gotten naked in front of on one hand:
?I never call them guys. I always called them boys. Maybe it?s a superiority complex?my needing to keep them down.?

On women having the power in a het relationship:
?Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you?re in a heterosexual relationship and you?re a female, you win.?

On being a firm believer in monogamy:
?I have no problem with commitment?you can?t have a real relationship without it. I can flip on a switch in my brain, and even if the next Brad Pitt is standing next to me, I won?t look at him. but I can also turn that switch of, and then I collect attractive boys.? (She?s currently dating Brian Austin Green.)

On not going for the typical Hollywood types:
?It?s fun when someone intends to put you in his back pocket, but instead, he walks away wounded. I make it a mind game so they don?t know if I?m hitting on them or mocking them. Male actors drop lines about their private jets, trying to seem powerful, but I don?t give a s?. I don?t need someone else?s power. I?m obtaining my own.?

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