OK, I know everyones got crazy remedy for passing a urine test that may or may not work,and usually based on what they heard. Although The only 1 way to ensure you pass is to just say no(but thats sucks) Here are some ways I know for a fact to work!
Starting with my favorite:
-the stuff you buy at the Grocery to preserve Jelly's/Jams. Cost
: Simply mix the contents of 1 box with a 16oz water 2-3 hours prior to pisstest..Take vitamin B or eat some greasy food to add color.
This actually coats your intestines and jells up your kidneys anywhere there are fatty cells. Will be clean for atleast 3 hours from first clear pee. Ive used this method 4 times(and I smoke the good stuff)
2.Synthetic urine(rubber Dick)
: You can buy synthetic urine now and a fake piece. Cost
: urine:$60.00 /real looking penis:130.00/ with balls included:135.00(lol,jus kidding they dont charge extra for the sac
they have taken someones piss and removed the toxins,the penis has a tube in wich you squeeze a lil bulb to urinate. For those testers who like to birdwatch.
Ive tried once but i just had a condom strapped to my balls with my lil brothers pee..It was kinda gross but i passed. Ive seen the fake tools and they are real looking!
This product used to be sold at natural food stors however I can only find it on the net these days,make sure its the capsules and in a yellow box. All natural and undetectable by any urine forensic or whatever they are called. Cost:
take a series of all natural capsules. I think 4 every 15 minutes with a glass of water..After the last set take 1 creatine pill and some other pill.. addes color and other stuff to make it real piss instead of water.
Ive used this the most, from 1998-2002 i had some runins with the law and found myself on probation getting pissed every 2 weeks..I never stopped smoking the reef and would steal this from the natural food stores..Ive passed about 15 pee-tests using this although some have claimed to used this and failed..I bet they diddnt follow directions!
4.Water and Sweat
-Drinking water and sweating your ass off. Cost:
Drinking 2 much water can be fatal.
If you sweat enough,and drink enough water to where your urin looks clear,your probally good to go! however looks clearly diluted and some places wont accept that..I like green tea with anti-oxidents..or anything with anti oxidents mixed with alot of water,then a viatamin B for color!
Goldsil: Works but they test 4 it nowadays
Bleach: Drinking bleach is just retarded.
Baking soda: I doubt it!
niacin- tried it,failed and my face was beet red for 2 days
Cranberry juice-just makes you piss alot
Vineager-changes the PH level in your piss
Detox drinks- its a hit or miss,dosent always work
Happy smoking and dont forget to Thank Dr.Diggler for helping you cheat on your next test