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Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 13:52
Author: ModeratorET loverSupermanSunTurtle
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September is The New October Claim Apple..... Tech stores around the world are bracing themselves for a three-

night overcrowding session in the month of September. Instead of having three massive launches within a two month

period, tech stores thought they would combine all three separate launches to the month of September.

This will ensure all Geeks and Nerds will be very busy throughout the month of September.

A Geek, wearing Funny Fuck Glasses said, ‘”I am made up about having three separate occasions to go out and sit on

the streets for a couple of nights. It is really good as my mum can clean my bedroom of empty bottles of fizzy pop

and pizza boxes.

When I head back to my room I know the window has been open. I have enough oxygen to last me until next year.”

A Nerd who insists on being invisible, said, ‘”I have my own pop-up sofa. I can sleep at night in comfort. It is a

great way to clog up the entire pavement. I like nothing better than stopping the Geeks pushing in.

A spokesperson from the Institute of ‘Geeks on Nerds and Data Society. (G.O.N.A.D.S.) said: “I love tech launches.

It’s great that we can now occupy our space.”
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:16
Author: ModeratorET loverSupermanSunTurtle
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World’s Oldest Living Person, 185, Says Her Long Life is Due to Not Having a Facebook Account... Oldest Living

Person in the World of 185-Years-old Reveals Her Secret For a Long Life. A woman in South America claims she is

the oldest person in the world and lifts the lid on her incredible long life with her very own secrets to living

this long.

The woman, who cannot be named because she was born that long ago they didn’t actually have names for people, said

this morning via an interpreter: “I credit lots of alcohol, plenty of cigarettes, class C, B and A drugs and not

having a Facebook account for my long and healthy life.”

She added: “Facebook will kill you first if you don’t watch what you are doing. It is a mind-numbing, brain-

thumping trap that will cause you all sorts of stress and anxiety.”

The woman, born in 1829, says she has lived through everything the world has thrown at us incuding Presidential

assassinations, earthquakes that historians have even forgotten about, the end of Empires and a time where life

was simple, basic and peaceful.

She said: “Then came along this really strange thing called the internet. In my day if you liked someone you would

travel by boat to see them. Today anyone can like anyone and not even know who they are.”

The unnamed woman cannot be verified by the Guinness Book of Records because she has no birth certificate or

identification.

The lady, however, hit back when she said: “When I was born even the people who you’d think could hand out

identification certificates didn’t even have any themselves because where I came from we didn’t have ink. It

probably wasn’t invented yet.”
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Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:18
Author: ModeratorET loverSupermanSunTurtle
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Cat Returns Home After Three Years to Discover His Owners Are Still Arseholes... A male cat known only as Tom has

remarkably returned to his owners after three years of living under the bonnet of a long distance lorry. The

family from southeast England were said to be ecstatic about their beloved cat’s return but the cat said in a

statement through his cat whisperer that his family ‘still acted like arseholes’ and he ‘regretted finding his way

home’.

The cat whisperer said today: “Tom thought after three years on the loose it would have made his family perk up a

little bit with their ideas.

It turns out they are still the same arseholes as the day Tom left after escaping when one of the kids left the

bedroom window open.”

Tom the cat left a list of things to back up his claim.

Dafty News can exclusively reveal some of the things that have pissed off the returning cat…

- The father of the family is an arsehole. He drinks too much, farts on the sofa and watches porn online behind

his wife’s back.

- The mother of the family is a waster. She keeps a dirty house, refuses to take the bins out and has no idea

where she keeps the vacuum cleaner.

- The kids are as thick as fuck. The boy especially. He is that stupid he once tripped over a cordless phone.

- The little girl plays boy band music all day and refuses to clean her room.
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Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 12:39
Author: Site FriendSupermanimmortal
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With only a few weeks to go, the Yes party outlines their plans to ensure that an independent Scotland has an employment rate of 98.7%, with the investment and creation of thousands of new jobs. Many of these jobs will be created under a new government office for school leavers, to be called the "Scottish Countryside Urban Delvelopment Department of Youth"(SCUDDY).

Some of the newly created jobs for school leavers will be, Haggis Catcher's(and feeders), Nessie watcher, Rust collector's(working with Barrs collecting coloring for Irn Bru), Caber makers, Sporan brushers, Border Guards.

Other news on the referendum, includes the late entry of 2 new partys onto the scene. The first new party is the SNP(not to be confused with the SNP(Scottish National Party), the Say Nae Party. So far their campaign has been very low key with only one statement from their manifesto being release exclussivly to Dafty News, The statement simply reads, "Nae nae nae nae!! Say nae!! urgh just say NAE!!!"

Meanwhile the second new party "The Better Together With" party(not to be confused with the "Better Together" party), have a simple policy, Yes we are better together, but not with England! We are "Better Together With" the Republic of Cabo Verde. Come oan, mair sun less drookit and we can send oot Scottish bannana's! All we need tae dae is dig a big ditch along the border and hire a muckle big ship tae pulls us doon tae our new place!


News FLASH..... Reuters 03.09.2014 12.36.27

A Top secret document from the Scottish Say Yes party has just been leaked it show plans and contracts, that if they win the referendum and an independent Scotland, one of the first major building projects to take place in an independent Scotland would be the hiring of building contracors not from Scotland but from Rome to build a wall along the border of Scotland and England!
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 09:13
Author: ModeratorET loverSupermanSunTurtle
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Millions of Men Take Cover in Fear of Naked Photos of Susan Boyle Being Leaked... Internet connections went into switch off mode early this morning after millions of men aged between 18-97 took refuge behind sofas and hid in their lofts as rumours spread of the latest celebrity naked selfie leaks, it has emerged. Carl Harris, from the Institute of Sad Leering Men told Dafty News: “All heterosexual males are usually very excited about the prospect of seeing a celebrity fully naked, but there is also a downside because not all celebrities are in the attractive category.”

There are other celebrities many men would rather not see in the buff, says psychologist Samantha McEwan, who runs her own rehab centre for men who have an addiction to getting sucked in by suggestive clickable thumbnail images on the internet.

She said: “Yesterday I had to treat a client who was in a terrible shock and said he lived in fear and had recurring nightmares about clicking on a link and seeing Susan Boyle in her birthday suit. The man was inconsolable and needed his daily prescription ramped up a few notches.”
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 12:31
Author: ModeratorET loverSupermanSunTurtle
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UK Spiders As Hard As Fuck, Say Arachnologists... Arachnologists have increased the fear level in Britain after

declaring, “spiders are as hard as fuck,” it has emerged. The latest in a string of deadly spiders invasion has

caused panic in households across Great Britain but they now have something else to be scared about.

Arachnologists Trevor Hewison told Dafty News: “This is the worst year for dangerous spiders. They are as hard as

fuck and anyone taking a shower or reaching under the sink to get their daily container of Cillit Bang must be

vigilant.”
Arachnologists have listed a few things to look out for and warn the public not to approach a ‘hard as fuck’

spider.

- Spiders wearing hoodies are highly dangerous and have no limits to the carnage they can unleash

- Some hard as fuck spiders may brandish sharp and blunt instruments and will stop at nothing to get what they

came into your home for

- Spiders with tattoos are more likely to be carrying a firearm

- In some cases some spiders will steal your car or even kidnap your kids

Arachnologist say it is imperative you do not try to squash a spider in your home because they do have back up and

will make life even more difficult for you.

Asked what the public should do if they are approached by a hard as fuck spider, our arachnologist said: “Just

give them exactly what they want and they will go away.”
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 01:04
Author: ModeratorET loverSupermanSunTurtle
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 20:28
Author: ModeratorTrue LoveGirl
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September is The New October Claim Apple..... Tech stores around the world are bracing themselves for a three-

night overcrowding session in the month of September. Instead of having three massive launches within a two month

period, tech stores thought they would combine all three separate launches to the month of September.

This will ensure all Geeks and Nerds will be very busy throughout the month of September.

A Geek, wearing Funny Fuck Glasses said, ‘”I am made up about having three separate occasions to go out and sit on

the streets for a couple of nights. It is really good as my mum can clean my bedroom of empty bottles of fizzy pop

and pizza boxes.

When I head back to my room I know the window has been open. I have enough oxygen to last me until next year.”

A Nerd who insists on being invisible, said, ‘”I have my own pop-up sofa. I can sleep at night in comfort. It is a

great way to clog up the entire pavement. I like nothing better than stopping the Geeks pushing in.

A spokesperson from the Institute of ‘Geeks on Nerds and Data Society. (G.O.N.A.D.S.) said: “I love tech launches.

It’s great that we can now occupy our space.”

Et owner and Sam lol
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Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2014 10:34
Author: ModeratorET loverSupermanSunTurtle
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Vindaloo Curry Pills to be Given to Thick People....... Curry spices increases IQ as much as 500% for the average

thick twat.

It has emerged today that spices in curries can have a great effect on your brain. It will make any knuckle-head

complete an easy crossword within two months. After taking your Vindaloo curry pill 4 times-a-day, you will become

self-aware in a matter of days.

After two weeks, you will dramatically change your appearance through the art of washing yourself. You may even

begin to comb your hair. However, do not be alarmed at this new and exciting phase, it is only natural. The

Vindaloo curry pill tastes just like a hot curry you would have as a takeaway; and gives you the give me a glass

of water right now! sensation.

One Ex-thick twat told us today, “It’s absolutely brilliant, I feel marvellous. The self awareness part was very

scary. I am over that now. I am now on a reduced curry pill – it is called the Korma Curry Pill. They tell me

after two months I will be on the Chicken Tikka Pill.”
“I now watch University Challenge,” says one curry pill fan

A spokesperson from the Institute Ring of Fire told us today, “This is truly a godsend. We are also hoping that

with so much intelligence around, we should start noticing our TV programmes raising the bar; crap talent shows

and dancing shows will be outdated.”
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 23:48
Author: ModeratorET loverSupermanSunTurtle
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Brain Surgeon Dies, Goes to Hell, and Comes Back to Describe it as His Local Pub..... - Never had to buy a round

- Pub fight broke out, glass everywhere, but he was untouched

- Had sex in the cellar with busty barmaid
NEUROSURGEON’s claims of afterlife and has a near life experience. The 47-year-old brain surgeon awoke from an eight-week coma to stun nurses of his ‘journey through the afterlife’, it has emerged.

He told Dafty News: “I was born into a Christian family but I swear that has nothing to do with ‘experiencing heaven’ or ‘seeing dead relatives dressed in the last thing they wore before they croaked it. My afterlife journey was more realistic.’

He continued…

“Everybody in the pub was a bastard. Just like in real life. They treated each other really mean and they were all just a bunch of tossers – just like real life.”

Book publishers, however, were given the bad news that there will be no book deal based on the neurosurgeon’s experience.

The neurosurgeon claims he does not want to cash in on a non-tangible, non-provable, and unsubstantiated experience, and has asked for all donations to go towards his addiction of getting absolutely hammered and talking crap to people.
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Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 23:55
Author: ModeratorET loverSupermanSunTurtle
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2015 20:23
Author: Site FriendSupermanimmortal
B&Q expects soaring demand for ROPE fuelled by Fifty Shades of Grey, leaked memo reveals

B&Q is preparing for a spike in demand for rope, cable ties and tape after the imminent release of 50 Shades of Grey, a leaked memo has revealed.

Workers at the hardware chain have been told to read E.L James's raunchy bestseller to prepare themselves for "sensitive" customer questions about products they can use in sexual role play.

The eagerly-anticipated movie - based on the 2011 book - follows the relationship between college graduate, Anastasia Steele and businessman, Christian Grey.

Grey introduces her to the world of bondage and dominant sexual role play and B&Q, based in Eastleigh, Hampshire, is anticipating it will need "extra stock" to deal with the craze the film is set to spark.

Each of B&Q's 20,887 UK employees, in 359 stores, have been shown the memo titled:
Staff Briefing - Preparation for Fifty Shades of Grey Customer Queries.
STAFF BRIEFING

PREPARATION FOR FIFTY SHADES OF GREY CUSTOMER QUERIES

OVERVIEW
Following the film release of Fifty Shades of Grey, B&Q employees may encounter increased customer product queries relating to rope, cable ties and masking or duck tape. Store Managers should anticipate the need for extra stock and store staff should read the following brief to prepare them to handle potentially sensitive customer questions.

WHAT IS HAPPENING?
On Saturday 14th February 2015 popular erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey will be released as a film and is expected to do well in the Box Office. Written by E.L. James, the story follows the relationship between a college graduate, Anastasia Steele, and a young, successful business man, Christian Grey, who introduces her to the world of bondage and dominant/submissive sexual role play.

Preview footage depicts a notable scene from the book where Christian Grey visits a hardware store to purchase rope, cable ties and tape. Rather than bought for home improvement purposes, these products are intended to fulfil Mr Grey's unconventional sexual pursuits.

WHY DOES IT AFFECT US?
As the UK's leading DIY store, we stock many of the products featured in this notable scene and then used later in the film. When the book was released in 2012 DIY and hardware stores in the UK and US reported increased demand of certain products and queries from customers as they tried to recreate their own 'Fifty Shades' experiences. We need to be prepared for the same effect when the film is released this month.

B&Q'S POLICY
It is always B&Q's policy that products should only be used for their designed purposes. Nevertheless, all staff should read this briefing notice to prepare for potentially sensitive customer enquiries and managers need to be aware of the implications that the film may have on stock levels.

STAFF BRIEFING
All staff are encouraged to familiarise themselves with the content of Fifty Shades of Grey by reading the novel or watching the film upon its release. Copies of the book will be delivered to each store and can be lent to staff on a one week basis. Understanding the storyline and how some products that B&Q stock feature in the film will better prepare staff for incoming queries.

Queries may be unusual and sensitive in nature but staff are reminded of B&Q's commitment to assist customers in a polite, helpful and respectful manner. A level of discretion is also advised.

Store managers are requested to monitor stock levels of rope, cable ties, masking tape and duck tape to ensure that supplies do not run low. Fifty Shades of Grey is released in cinemas on Saturday 14th February 2015 and the busiest sales periods for these products are expected to run from Sunday 15th February to Sunday 1st March 2015 with a focus on weekend trading.

The date for the DVD and home entertainment release of Fifty Shades of Grey is yet to be confirmed but a second briefing may be issued closer to that time.

STAFF ARE ASKED TO KEEP THE CONTENTS OF THIS BRIEFING WITHIN THE COMPANY.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR CONCERNS RELATING TO THE CONTENTS OF THIS BRIEFING PLEASE SPEAK TO YOUR REGIONAL MANAGER.
Example of a possible scenario, yeah I know it will turn you on but behave yourself!
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 17:21
Author: ModeratorET loverSupermanSunTurtle
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5-Year-Old Child Prodigy Actually a Pain in the Arse at Home, Says His Mum

A SMALL boy who has been hailed a ‘child prodigy’ and ‘internet sensation’ gets on his mum’s nerves at home, confesses his 28-year-old mother.

The news will come as a huge blow to fans of the young starlet, who no-one really knows what he actually does but as it’s something internet-related, he must be a star.

The boy’s mum told Dafty News: “Everybody loves my son but they only ever see him online. What they don’t see is he is a moody little bastard and refuses to clean his room.

“Honestly, sometimes I get so mad at him I actually dream someone will kidnap him. I even have a photograph ready for the newspapers and one for the side of milk cartons for a future Missing Child campaign.”

The small boy was unavailable for comment as he was busy uploading his latest X-box tutorial video to his You Tube account where he amazingly has over 400,000 subscribers..
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 17:33
Author: ModeratorET loverSupermanSunTurtle
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Cliff Richard Re-interviewed by Police as Fears Grow He Could Release Another Christmas Hit

SIR Cliff Richard has been interviewed by police again following fears he could be set to make an appearance in

the run up to Christmas, it has emerged.

Police say they are gravely concerned for the public and their well-being and hope the interview will scare Sir

Cliff off and make him think twice about releasing a Christmas song.

Police spokesperson said this morning in a statement outside the station where Sir Cliff is currently being held:

“We need to establish the truth behind Sir Cliff Richard’s allegations, but more importantly it is imperative his

Christmas songs don’t get anywhere near the public — especially the young ones.”
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Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2015 19:41
Author: ModeratorTrusted UploaderET junkieET loverSupermanTurtle
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