Men and women have a very different way of interpreting the English language, if you haven’t guessed.
Communicating with your girlfriend can be a tough job if your not very experienced with females. It’s not like arguing with one of your guy friends. Women speak the same language as men but they hear a totally different message from us. Here are some ways to avoid stupid fights that all men should remember. No matter what you think your gonna be wrong so continue reading to be sure what to do and what not to do.
Just agree with what they say without sounding like a complete phony. Make it seem like your truely sorry for what your did and tell them you will make a effort to fix this problem so it doesn’t happen again. Keep calm in these situations as well, don’t let them get to you. It might be something small but usually this means they’re mad at you for something else, something bigger. Beware of this one, failure to follow this step will land you a week of sleeping on the couch.
Pick and Choose your fights
This is a bit off topic but I think it’s important. Now I’m sure there are times when you may have had enough and will argue back, well if you want to take that road just make sure that it’s for something that you feel strongly about. Don’t fight with her because you don’t understand why the toilet seat has to be down, thats their job to fight for stupid shit. If your going to argue with her make sure its worth it.
Your best answers are wrong
When they look at you and say “Be honest do I look fat”, what you probably really want to say is “Yes, you look like a cow in that dress”, “You need to hit the gym tootz” “Make use of that fat finger you have”. We all know that’s just a terrible answer to that question, but what you may not know is saying “No you look fine” you as a normal human being may think your giving her a nice compliment, but in actually, in her point of view you have just insulted the shit outta her. Best answer is to just be nice about it and don’t hesitate when you say it. If you pause even just a little, you messed up. Don’t oversell what your saying just make it simple. This question is a setup, because you can honestly avoid the fight by have a quick simple response, but if she indeed does look fat and hears it from others when she goes out, your screwed.
I told you so!
Women have been trained to believe that we are always right and nothing would feel better than to throw a I told you so in their pretty little faces when they are completely wrong. Yet, we cant do that because proving them wrong and making them feel stupid will land your ass in the dog house.
Say Your Wrong
Like I said Women have been trained to believe that we are always right and when you do get into a bit of a argument, the best thing to do to avoid further issues is to just say your wrong. At this point who cares, because you probely said what you wanted to say and she obviously heard you, so you win, right. Give her the benefit of the doubt and watch those panties drop and the make up sex begins. Which is always a win!