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Z0R4N avatar
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 17:43
Author: Site FriendXbox
JJ it's:
Chuck Norris!!
Dirk_Diggler avatar
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 17:57
Author:
Perhaps Superman can fill all the blanks.
Z0R4N avatar
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 18:01
Author: Site FriendXbox
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears ____________ pajamas.

Tell me Dirk how can the answer be Superman?
Look up the Chuck Norris jokes, seriously!:o)
I'm from Serbia and still know them even make up our own jokes about him.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees!
Chuck Norris built the house he was born in!
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father!
There's a million of them!:oD
Dirk_Diggler avatar
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 18:05
Author:
jj wrote:



OK....so since it is better to join them than to beat them here are some riddles for you all:
THE ANSWER IS THE SAME FOR ALL.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? ____________.

Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that ____________ is on.

If you spell ____________ in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

____________ can slam a revolving door.

____________ does not sleep. He waits.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except ____________.

____________ never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

____________ does not get frostbite. ____________ bites frost.

____________ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

____________ counted to infinity - twice.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for ____________.

They once made a ____________ toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

Crop circles are ____________ way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the hell down.

____________ iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord.

____________ knows where Carmen Sandiego is.

____________ is what Willis was talking about.

If ____________ is late, time better slow the hell down.

____________ ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

There is no such thing as tornados. ____________ just hates trailer parks.

Ironically, ____________ hidden talent is invisibility.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, ____________ jumps out.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears ____________ pajamas.

____________ is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

____________ once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

____________ can speak braille.

____________ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools ____________.

____________ can delete the Recycle Bin.

____________ runs Windows 7 on his Etch-a-Sketch.

____________ can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon.

____________ can kill two stones with one bird.

____________ can strangle you with a cordless phone.

____________ can build a snowman out of rain.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that ____________ can touch this.

____________ once punched a man in the soul.

The only time ____________ was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

The last digit of pi is ____________. He is the end of all things.

____________ can tie his shoes with his feet.


WHO IS ____________?

LOL.

jj


Superman I believe

Key hint: ____________ iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord.

superman_ipod_case.jpg

Z0R4N avatar
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 18:10
Author: Site FriendXbox
Please Dirk just look up the jokes on the net, seriously, I'm laughing like hell on this situation, please just read some Chuck Norris jokes and you will get the origin of the sentences that JJ wrote for us.
Come on!
Dirk_Diggler avatar
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 18:12
Author:
Zorn Chuck norris can do many things...

____________ can build a snowman out of rain.


However only superman can do this. :)))
Z0R4N avatar
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 18:15
Author: Site FriendXbox
http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/
Check-mate man!:oP
Nice playing with ya!
Dirk_Diggler avatar
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 18:16
Author:
Rofl Zorn.. I Googled Chuck Norris ipod. Haha .. Guess this proves just how Intellegent I really am.
I still say superman ;)
Z0R4N avatar
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 19:30
Author: Site FriendXbox
Thanks jj for clearing that out for Dirk!:o)
By the way there were some new ones that I didn't hear or read before so it was cool to get to know some new jokes:o) Thanks for the post.
ghostman avatar
Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 19:41
Author: Trusted UploaderSite FriendSuperman
the answer is YOU!
crunchytop avatar
Posted: Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:18
Author:
very funny last one...
wayyyyy back in the thread I posted one about getting a cork ( that's been pushed right in) out of a bottle...without breaking it!
I never posted the answer, which is, you get a plastic bag ,insert it into the bottle and partly inflate it.tip the bottle so the cork rests near the neck and pull the bag out.the cork comes out like butter.great one to keep the kids amused at resturants.
you can also do it with a napkin as shown here



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