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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 22:38
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Thanks Uncle Alf - I needed that! I cant help being a stingy old skinflint though, because since I had to pay back all the money from the robberies I have been forced to beg in the streets with a tin cup and a jaw harp. Anyway I decided to kick along with the MX2010 for the time being despite your warning about psycholgical and anal problems.

I set it on a setting called MAX cos my uncles name is MAX - but as soon as I sat in it the bloody thing blew up. Two six inch bolts impaled me in the neck. The pillow exploded and white powder of some sort filled the air. I was knocked out. When I came to the dog was covered in shit - the cybercave stank - and the wife had left me. She said she was moving in with taker.

What worries me the most though is my appearance - am I always going to look like this?

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I really need your help here Uncle Alf. The chair is fucked - I'm broke - and the wife and the dog have both deserted me. I feel like going back on drums.
Awaiting your reply.
CYBERARTIST.

PS: The colouring books are the ones that you sold me - and they suck - they are black and whilte - who the fuck is Rorshak anyway?
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 23:27
Author: Site FriendSupermanimmortal
cyberartist wrote:
Thanks Uncle Alf No thanks required just a check for your treatment ($120.58)- I have been forced to beg in the streets with a tin cup and a jaw harp,So I see.47064431492824833979.jpg

I set it on a setting called MAX cos my uncles name is MAX(Sorry but your Uncles name is ALF!) - but as soon as I sat in it the bloody thing blew up. Two six inch bolts impaled me in the neck. The pillow exploded and white powder( um well Oh,right UM? can I get that back?that pillow was errr? a special present from cousin Ecscabar from columbia and it ment so much to me). of some sort filled the air. I was knocked out. When I came to the dog was covered in shit(sorry but not intrested in your sex life unless of course you would like some treament for your disorders!) - the cybercave stank - and the wife had left me. She said she was moving in with taker.

What worries me the most though is my appearance - am I always going to look like this? At this moment in time I would say it is possible,there are to many undetermined factors to take into account but I must say it is a great improvement on your normal but hideous appearance!


I really need your help here Uncle Alf. The chair is fucked(sorry small print again _non refundable item) - I'm broke( we will accept payment issued by the social security offices as payment for your treatment) - and the wife and the dog have both deserted me. I feel like going back on drums.
Awaiting your reply.
CYBERARTIST.

PS: The colouring books are the ones that you sold me - and they suck - they are black and whilte - who the fuck is Rorshak anyway? Excuse me sir I will not have your slurring the good name of this clinic,and being disrespectful about our top quality merchandise,is it our fault that you are totally colour blind!As for this rorshak you speak of is a skank whore picture taker from nashville.And for your information for future posting here could you please refrain from fucking swearing I find it so fucking disturbing and it really fucks me off so fucking much that it is so fucking annoying,see what I fucking mean!
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 23:40
Author: Site FriendSupermanimmortal
BlueLady wrote:

LMAO...that is the funniest thing I read all week...

Dearest lady of the Blueness I find it so disrespectful that you think our services to help those needy and underprivileged people funny.This clinic is a serious business(well the profits are!)and we will not tolerate your lack of respect towards us,unless that is you have loads of cash and would like to book in for some specialist treatment to cure the serious issues that you seem to have.

PS,Our bill for the service of making you laugh today will be in the post shortly.Only used bills of high denomination or small packets of Colombia's finest will be accepted as payment

or just click here to pay
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(minimumpayment level of $1,248.34)
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