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Extra Torrent Minion Poem Quiz


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ange1 avatar
Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2015 15:45
Author: ModeratorET lover
We have a very special Quiz for all our Et members. The member who writes the best Minion Poem will win their very own TALKING STUART MINION TOY courtesy of ET member dazpicable

The quiz will run for 2 weeks starting today... The Best Minion Poem will be chosen by dazpicable and myself and the Winning Entry will be posted in the forum and notified by pm on the 21st September

This is a Fun Quiz with a great prize so come on all you budding Minion Fans, get writing


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MgB avatar
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 04:25
Author: Trusted UploaderSite FriendET loverSupermanSunTurtleETRG
Title : TAKE ME


Take me now, I am yours forever
I am your slave, your faithful lover.

Take me, feel me, I am bold, I dare
Use me, break, I don't really care.

You want my whole life? Come on, get it.
You want to tie me? My hand, take it.

There's no new things in us now, I swear
From the start, I am your minion, dear.

Take me now, I am yours forever
I am your slave, your faithful lover.

I am so blind and deaf with my love
For you, I'll kiss death. Come take my life.


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TEZ avatar
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 07:29
Author: ModeratorTrusted UploaderSupermanmenTurtle
Their greatest lover ange1 in my opinion
When she goes to heaven she'll be a Minion
Don't disagree and say nanana
You must agree and say Banana

They're pesky little feckers
Shoving Bananas in their peckers
That potassium makes them yellow
So eat up dear little fellow

We saw them in their movie
They really were quite groovy
Some love them forever and ever
They'll stop eating Bananas never
latrasse avatar
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 11:44
Author:
thanks
Soup avatar
Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 12:37
Author: ModeratorET loverSupermanSunTurtle
I've always wanted fur tae be
a carnaptious girnin' auld git
gettin' oan ma minions nerves
and always stirrin' it

Ah want tae dribble cauld parritch
doon the front o' ma guid troosers
tae stagger hame drunk, late at nicht,
comin' frae the boosers

Why should only young lager louts
cause bedlam an' merry hell,
when a grumpy auld girnin' git,
can dae it jist as well?

Every minion's got the richt
tae choose thur way o' life
tae scheme an plot an' think o' weys
tae get back at the wife

An' if ma minions should try tae get
thur paws oan aw' ma money
ah'm gonnae hae the last laugh,
an mak sure ah huv'nae ony

An' when ah dee, ah know ma minions
micht bury me in the midden
before they dae, ah hope they see,
that ah wis only kiddin'
ange1 avatar
Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 08:38
Author: ModeratorET lover
Love the Poems, awesome Thank you :)

MgB TEZ and Soup

ange1 avatar
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 16:15
Author: ModeratorET lover
Aww hope we get some more members to post their Poems..... great fun quiz.

daz and me would love to see more members getting involved :)

Oh and for peeps who are not quite sure what Soups Poem says

He has offered to translate or add English Subs lol
dazpicable avatar
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 16:19
Author: Site FriendET junkieET loverSunTurtle
ange1 wrote:
Aww hope we get some more members to post their Poems..... great fun quiz.

Daz and me would love to see more members getting involved :)

Oh and for peeps who are not quite sure what Soups Poem says

He has offered to translate or add English Subs lol
Lmao very kind of soup not all can understand foreign language lmbo
ange1 avatar
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 16:29
Author: ModeratorET lover
dazpicable wrote:
ange1 wrote:
Aww hope we get some more members to post their Poems..... great fun quiz.

Daz and me would love to see more members getting involved :)

Oh and for peeps who are not quite sure what Soups Poem says

He has offered to translate or add English Subs lol
Lmao very kind of soup not all can understand foreign language lmbo

looool

eyezin avatar
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 17:41
Author: ModeratorTrusted UploaderET junkieET loverSupermanTurtle
Minion had a little skirt
with slits right up both sides
every time Min crossed her legs
the boys could see her thighs
Minion had another skirt
with a slit right up the front
she never wore that one.

Total plagiarism but worth it :)
LRS avatar
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 19:29
Author: AdminSun
motherofdragons wrote:
Title " You Little Minion You " by motherofdragons : Oh! Kevin! You make it possible for me to laugh while sad ; just the sound of your voice cheers me up . You stole my heart ; you little minion you . Oh! Bob ,You are so adorable in those overall's ; your yellow skin reminds me of the banana's we love so much . I delight in knowing all the schemes you share with me . You stole my heart ; you little minion you . Oh! Stuart, You drive me crazy never sharing your banana's until I beg , your devilish smile gets you everywhere ; your clever wit deceives the innocent ....you stole my heart ; you little minion you . Now I will rule over all of you ; you little minion's you

If you win i'm claiming half the minion lol
Soup avatar
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2015 19:39
Author: ModeratorET loverSupermanSunTurtle
ange1 wrote:
Aww hope we get some more members to post their Poems..... great fun quiz.

daz and me would love to see more members getting involved :)

Oh and for peeps who are not quite sure what Soups Poem says

He has offered to translate or add English Subs lol
No english subs, but will translate for the bro's
मैं हमेशा फर ताए होना चाहता है,
एक carnaptious girnin 'Auld git
मिल रहा है 'Oan मा minions के तंत्रिकाओं
और हमेशा यह 'stirrin

आह ताए चूना cauld parritch चाहते हैं
'मा GUID troosers ओ सामने दून
ताए डगमगाते hame नशे में, देर nicht पर,
'आ रहे हैं boosers frae

क्यों केवल युवा बीर louts
पागलखाना 'एक मगन नरक का कारण है,
जब एक क्रोधी Auld git 'girnin,
jist के रूप में यह अच्छी तरह से परमाणु ऊर्जा विभाग सकता है?

हर नोकर के richt मिला
ताए 'जीवन ओ Thur रास्ता चुनें
ताए योजना एक भूखंड एक 'लगता है कि' हे weys
ताए पत्नी को वापस मिल

मा minions के लिए प्रयास करना चाहिए, तो एक 'ताए मिल
Thur पंजे Oan ओ 'मा पैसा
ah'm, पिछले हँसते hae gonnae
ony huv'nae आह एक पहुंच सुनिश्चित

एक 'जब आह डी, आह मा minions जानते
micht Midden में मुझे दफनाने
वे परमाणु ऊर्जा विभाग से पहले, आह, वे देखने की उम्मीद
कि आह केवल 'मजाक कर पढ़ाई जारी रखना चाहते
babykins1982 avatar
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 01:45
Author: Site FriendET junkieET loverKittyGirlSun
Minions, Minions,
Everywhere you go,
Ever think of laying low?

Minions, Minions,
They're all I see,
Why on earth is this happening to me?

Minions, Minions,
Abracadabra....
Stay the F outta Canada!

Minions, Minions,
You Won't Win...
I'll just grab the bloody gin!

Uh oh, I think I had too much gin,
The minions are starting to win!!!
What the heck, they've multiplied,
and now they're even in disguise!
I do not believe my eyes!!!

Minions, Minions,
You annoying things,
tatata bala tu! (I hate you!)


Response I later received from the minions:

Dear babykins1982,
It's okay,
Tulaliloo Ti Amo! (We love you!)


Me.... AHHHHHHH!!!! I promise, if you give me back FROZEN everywhere I look, I promise, no more minion jokes!
dogsthrobber avatar
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 05:49
Author: Site FriendET junkieET loverKittymenSunTurtle
Here lies the body of a minion called narna
who was cursed from birth with a corkscrew banana
he searched and searched on a fruitless hunt
to find a minion with a corkscrew c...t
but when he found her he fell dead
cause the minion he found had a left hand thread.
ange1 avatar
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2015 09:41
Author: ModeratorET lover
Wow more poems, thank you everyone for your awesome poems, love them :)

And thank you Soup for Translating yours lol
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