Just thought I would drop you all a note of some very important holidays we should take,
Holidyas and dates for 2010
Unless otherwise stated, these are generally observed in the US only.
February-17 Random Acts of Kindness Day
Canned Food Month - Yummy!
National Cat Health Month - make sure your pussy is well looked after.
National Cherry Month - Please dont take the cats cherry?
National Embroidery Month - all you ladys get your needles out,but beware of the pricks.
National Children's Dental Health Month
National Pet Oral Health Care Month
National Snack Food Month - Not a good month if you want to celebrate the above 2.
National Weddings Month - Wouldnt it be funny if national divorce week was in April?
Potato Lovers Month - Wierd sex fetish!
Prevent a Litter Month - definatly don't take the cats cherry!
Pay Your Bills Week - will start celebrating this in the year 2052
Eye Donor Month - Please dont take mine I need them!
National Frozen Food Month
National Noodle Month
National Peanut Month
Adopt a Rescued Guinea Pig Month - No need to,after celebrating the above 3,you will look like one.
Return Borrowed Books Week - Will they take them back if all pages stuck together?
National Aardvark Week - Adopt one today
National Procrastination Week - ah well gonna leave celebrating this one for a while
American Chocolate Week - Yummy can a whole continant
April-15 Income Tax Day (also Accountant's Day)- Really called liar's,cheaters and fraud day.
April-15 Rubber Eraser Day - Good timing,need one to cook the account's.
STD Awareness Month - If your not aware you've got one after a whole month,you need help,drop into our clinic for advice.
National Dark Sky Week
National Lingerie Week - Come on ladies lets get sexy oh and you guys as well if thats what takes your fancy?
National Sky Awareness Week - yep aware of the sky now,was to dark last week to see it.
TV Turnoff Week - Get it off and get your ass's on ET
Egg Salad Week (observed the week after Easter) - yummy/ oh no smelly farts.
Mental Health Month - Sorry the clinic is closed this month.
National Barbeque Month - Your month BlueLady
National Comfort Month - When your done at the BBQ BlueLady,can you help me with this?
National Egg Month
National Salad Month - OMG not more stinky farts.
Stroke Awareness Month - Always aware when someone is stroking me.
First Full Week
Arson Awareness Week - Damn cant see them for the smoke.
Herb Week - Lets get smokin!
Hurricane Awareness Week -If your not aware the hurricane is next to you then nae luck sucker!
National Police Week - Be nice to a copper,lets all give them something nice,I'm going shopping at petrol bombs'r'us.
National Candy Month
National Iced Tea Month - Thank god its 8 months til national dental month!
Anti Boredom Month - to stop getting bored am going to stay in and celebrate the below 3 holidays
Baked Bean Month
Hot Dog Month
National Ice Cream Month
August-9 Smokey Bear`s Birthday(Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires)- No I cant,to much darn smoke to see the arsonist
August-27 Petroleum Day (Texas) - This is when Smokey the Bear takes his holidays!
National Cat Fish Month - Do they have a national oral hygine month/ Why not!
First Full Week
World Breastfeeding Week
National Smile Week - Well if you saw the first doing the second would you not smile?
Be Kind to Humankind Week - Remember me!! PS what about aliens?whos going to be kind to them?
September-19 Talk Like a Pirate Day - I challange all at ET to celebrate this on ET
National Bed Check Month - any one want to help me celebrate this for the whole month?
National Chicken Month
National Honey Month - Not a good idea to do this with the chicken and the bed thing at the same time.
First Full Week
Sobriety Checkpoint Week
Balance Awareness Week - Damn should have had this in the first week
National Singles Week - Nae luck loners just stay in your house,no one will miss you!
Banned Books Week - Dwarf and pony porn time!
Computer Learning Month - tried so hard to teach my computer to paint,but dumbass thing just sits there.
Popcorn Poppin' Month - OMG I'm stuffed now!
Vegetarian Awareness Month - Good month,but ends up as below when you find out what below that.
Stress Awareness Month
Teen Read Week - is this not banned book month again?
Infection Control Week - Very quiet month,everyone reading teen mags
November-22 John F. Kennedy's Assassination
November-22 National Stop the Violence Day - Now what would have happened if they had paid attention for the above?
Addiction Awareness Month
Peanut Butter Lover's Month - Oh lets get kinky my dear!
Real Jewelry Month - yeah right like were is fake dodgy cheapo jewelry month,definatly invented by a woman.
Safe Toys and Gifts Month - oh right like we are going to give the kids toys that will kill them
National Stress-Free Family Holiday Month - HAHA your having a laugh!