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Why do some men have dogs and no wives?

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Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 15:34

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JoeBonanno

Why do some men have dogs and no wives?

1. The later you are, the more exited your dog is to see you.

2. The dog doesn't notice if you call it by another dog's name.

3. The dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. The dog's parents never visit.

5. The dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for the dog; it's ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you are drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog doesn't wake you up late at night to ask " If I died, would you get another dog?".

10. If your dog had babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. The dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If the dog smelled another dog on you, it does'nt get mad. It just thinks it's interesting.

13. The dog likes to ride on the back of a pickup truck.

14. If the dog left, it won't take half of your stuff.

Ultimate True Test
Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.
Then open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Posted: Thu May 06, 2010 16:56

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BHM

oh joe so bloody true sir..i keep rottweilers,but i suppose thats like 2 ex-girlfriends really.lol..