The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
 
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|  Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 16:58  I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
- I do physical labor.
- I work at great depths.
- I plunge headfirst into everything I do..
- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
- I work in a damp environment.
- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
- I work in high temperatures.
- My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
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The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
- You do not work 8 hours straight.
- You fall asleep after brief work periods.
- You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
- You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing.
- You will retire well before you are 50.
- You are unable to work double shifts.
- You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
- And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina | | 
| Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 17:47 Author: SaM LOL | | 
| simply innovation thanks i laughed like a hyna | | 
| Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 16:14 Author:  - You do not work 8 hours straight.
most sweetest line .....not lol sam (Sir)
its super lol | | 
| Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 16:22 Author: hehehe LOL | | 
| LMFAO good one joe | | 
| Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 02:09 Author: REALLY COOL | | 
| Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 17:25 Author:  LMFAO | | 
| Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 17:59 Author: Lol | | 
| LMAO i think viagra is the answer | | 
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JoeBonanno wrote:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
- I do physical labor.
- I work at great depths.
- I plunge headfirst into everything I do..
- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
- I work in a damp environment.
- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
- I work in high temperatures.
- My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
************************************
The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
- You do not work 8 hours straight.
- You fall asleep after brief work periods.
- You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
- You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing.
- You will retire well before you are 50.
- You are unable to work double shifts.
- You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
- And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
V. Gina
funny as fook  | |
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