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The Day the Penis asked for a Raise


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JoeBonanno avatar
Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 16:58
Author:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

- I do physical labor.

- I work at great depths.

- I plunge headfirst into everything I do..

- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

- I work in a damp environment.

- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

- I work in high temperatures.

- My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

************************************

The Response

Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

- You do not work 8 hours straight.

- You fall asleep after brief work periods.

- You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

- You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing.

- You will retire well before you are 50.

- You are unable to work double shifts.

- You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

- And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina
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Posted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 17:47
Author:
SaM
LOL
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 15:49
Author: Site FriendET junkieET lover
simply innovation thanks i laughed like a hyna
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 16:14
Author: Blocked
- You do not work 8 hours straight.



most sweetest line .....not lol sam (Sir)
its
super lol
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 16:22
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hehehe LOL
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Posted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 16:52
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LMFAO good one joe
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 02:09
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REALLY COOL
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 17:25
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special1.gifLMFAO
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 17:59
Author: Blocked
Lol
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 09:09
Author: ET junkieET lover
LMAO i think viagra is the answer
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Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 09:35
Author: Site FriendTrue Love
JoeBonanno wrote:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

- I do physical labor.

- I work at great depths.

- I plunge headfirst into everything I do..

- I do not get weekends or public holidays off.

- I work in a damp environment.

- I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.

- I work in high temperatures.

- My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,
P. Niss

************************************

The Response

Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

- You do not work 8 hours straight.

- You fall asleep after brief work periods.

- You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

- You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

- You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

- You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

- You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the Correct protective clothing.

- You will retire well before you are 50.

- You are unable to work double shifts.

- You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

- And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,
V. Gina


funny as fook :)

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