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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 05:49
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1. A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 Sec a woman gives Birth to a
Kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

2. Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?

3. Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

4. Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he wrote: Yes!


5. Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: it's already raining.
Sardar: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

6. Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

7. Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

8. Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

9. Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!


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Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 11:13
Author: ET junkieET lover
very good
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