JOKE OF THE WEEK LOL

Tommy is in class, and the teacher asks the class a question if 1 hundred birds are in a tree and you throw a stone into the tree, HOW MANY WOULD FLY AWAY ?...
Tommy puts his hand up and answers all of them would fly miss they would scare and all fly away, no thats wrong Tommy but i like the way your thinking the teacher reply's,
Tommy says to the teacher iv'e a question for YOU....
three ladies sitting on a park bench eating ice cream, 1 is nibbling the ice crean 1 is licking the ice cream and 1 is sucking the ice cream... Which one is married?...
The teach thinks about this and answers the one thats sucking tommy....
NO wrong answer tommy replys its the one with the wedding ring on BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOUR THINKING..!!!!!!! lol

lol very good joke mate...