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| Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 04:49 Author:  Open for all.
Here is the first one~
This bitch is so fake I swore I saw a "made in china" sticker on the back of her neck. |
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| Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 04:52 Author:  Sorry, Officer. I thought you wanted to race... |
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| Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 04:53 Author:  The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging. |
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| lol you spoon  |
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| Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 14:48 Author:  Does anyone else acquire extraordinary karate skills when walking into a spider web or when you drop your phone? |
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| Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 19:01 Author:  I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. |
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| Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:06 Author:  The shortest distance between two points is under construction. |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 09:50 Author:  Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. (Mark Twain) |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 09:50 Author:  If diamonds are a girl's best friend and a dog is man's best friend, who really is the dumber sex? |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:27 Author:  The dog is |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:29 Author:  The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket. |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:13 Author:  The quickest way to double your money is to get a lap dance from a blind stripper |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:49 Author: 
Xclusive666 wrote:
The quickest way to double your money is to get a lap dance from a blind stripper
Love this one  |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 13:05 Author:  Unless your name is GOOGLE stop feeling like you know everything. |
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| Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 19:45 Author:  Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW! |
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