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Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 17:10
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A burglar broke into a house one Christmas night looking for presents when the family was not home. He shined his flashlight around, looking, when a voice in the dark said,'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shoo...k his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?''Moses,' replied the bird.'Moses?' the burglar laughed.'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?''The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

EMUworld avatar
Posted: Wed May 11, 2011 11:15
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The key to knowing when to panic, is to start moments after someone says 'OK, don't panic'.
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 03:19
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Live a life of service to others. You can start by refilling this cup of coffee.
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 03:19
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I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button.
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 06:21
Author: Site FriendVerified UploaderET junkieET loverGirlSunTurtle
boys dont dance naked

bcoz even when boys stop dancing some body parts dont stops and dance with the music and girls will enjoy it more ..........
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 18:03
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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
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Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 09:45
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Sometimes I Google myself just to see what I've been up to.
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 15:39
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I thought I was wrong once, but it turns out I was mistaken.
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Posted: Sat May 21, 2011 16:57
Author: Site FriendKitty
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 04:47
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DjInFeRnO wrote:
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1st time in the history of ET..The man of Statuses ~ DjInFeRnO

EPIC!!
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 04:48
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Love is blind. Hate is deaf. You would think Stupid would be mute, but I just keep on talking.
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Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 15:29
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DjInFeRnO wrote:
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Lmfao, Kara what was you drinking, 100% White Lightning Extra Strong Cider £1.99 for 20lts drum :)

aSBo :))
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:28
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Gonna start it all over again. Lets get it done in our Humor Central
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:29
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Sometimes you have to burn a few bridges just to keep the crazies from following you.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 11:29
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My therapist said I have multiple personalities and rage issues. So we hit him.
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