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Staff Picks Of 2007 - Robin's Picks. 12/27/07. 6:00am
Robin's Pick: Artie Is Not Howard's Bro. 12/27/07. 6:00am
Robin's Pick: Nicole Sheridan Phone Sex With Fake Arnold. 12/27/07. 7:20am
Robin's Pick: Jamie Foxx Interview. 12/27/07. 7:30am
Robin's Pick: Sal And Richard Tea Bagging. 12/27/07. 8:40am
Robin's Pick: Robin Beats JD In Arm Wrestling. 12/27/07. 9:05am
Robin's Pick: Sal's Wife Shoots Him With Painballs. 12/27/07. 9:45am
Robin's Pick: Porn Star Feud. 12/27/07. 10:40am
Thursday, December 27, 2007
* Staff Picks Of 2007 - Robin's Picks. 12/27/07. 6:00am
Today's Stern Show Staff Picks of 2007 were Robin's picks. Jon Hein gave a quick intro for Robin and then we heard her first pick of the morning. Tomorrow is the final day for Staff Picks so tune in to hear Howard's favorites of 2007. Here are Robin's picks:
* Robin's Pick: Artie Is Not Howard's Bro. 12/27/07. 6:00am
Robin's first pick of the day was from May when Artie told Howard that he wasn't his ''bro.'' Here's what happened that morning:
o Howard Done With Helping Artie. 05/24/07. 6:00am
Show opening bits and songs included: The Jack and Rod Show with Hawk McKinney prank phone call, Aerosmith performing ''Pink'' live in Howard's K-Rock studio.
Howard was starting the show when Robin interrupted and said that Artie called both Howard and Gary Jerks on the Wrap Up Show yesterday. Howard said he heard about that and now he'll never, ever attempt to bring a girl in for Artie. He aids that it's kind of hard to meet women and he thought he was going to help Artie out by bringing in that Jennifer chick. He said he would love it if someone tried to help him out like that if he needed to meet some women. He said that Fred met his wife on the show like that. He told Artie that his reaction to the whole thing was really bizarre.
Robin said that she did what she could to help Howard out with Angie Everhart not knowing that Howard had already been with him. Gary said that he has a segment set up for next week and he's wondering if he should cancel it. Gary said the woman claims to be a female Artie. Howard told him to cancel the segment, he's not having any women in on the show for Artie no matter who it is. Gary asked if Artie felt hard up when they hooked him up and let him feel Carmen Electra's boobs. Artie said ''Um, no.''
Howard played the audio from yesterday's Wrap Up Show where Artie was going off on Howard for ''helping out his bro'' and getting all irritated about the whole thing. Howard told Artie that if that's the way he's going to react to someone trying to help him, he's not going to do it anymore. Artie said he could do it off the air but Howard said ''fuck that'' to him about that. Howard said if he's hard up, he'd want someone to help him out with chicks like that. He doesn't get the reaction. Howard told Artie he's gotten his wish, he's not going to meet chicks through him. Artie said that's the way he wants it.
Howard said that Fred met the woman of his dreams through the show. Fred said they're two different people. He also said that Artie is taking this stuff too seriously. He thought Artie was being vicious to that girl and it was very surprising. Artie said that this is such a stupid conversation. Robin couldn't believe he was doing that again while they talk about that stuff.
Artie said that the girl was into fat guys and that was really insulting to have her on because of that. He said he really hates stuff like that. Artie claimed he didn't use the word ''jerk'' when talking about Howard. He thought he called them suckers, not jerks.
Howard played some more audio of Artie from the Wrap Up Show where he was talking about Bob Levy and how creepy he thinks he is. He was going off on every little thing about him that he could while talking about him. Howard and Robin got a laugh out of it as they were listening to him but Artie was really brutal talking about him. He thought that Bob had something to do with setting up Jennifer to come on the show.
Howard said that some of the stuff he was saying was wrong. He didn't know them to be facts but he was just going off on Bob and Jennifer. He asked Artie what's wrong with him these days. He said there's nothing wrong. Howard told him he's never doing him a favor ever again. Artie asked if he had to come in there anymore then. He said that yesterday was just terrible. Howard said that he is a fat guy so it's not like he doesn't know that. Fred said he thought that yesterday followed a bad day after his reaction to what his mother said to him two days ago. He's very sensitive about that stuff.
Robin said that Artie is like the Roast Master there and he can't take a little ribbing. Howard said that Artie isn't the Roast Master, Bob Levy is. Robin said she just meant that he was one of the best guys at roasting there. Howard said that he would have loved it if someone tried to help him get women. He said that he used to try to get hot chicks up there any way he could in the past and he thought he was helping Artie out yesterday. If he's going to react to it that way, he's done with it. He said that it's not that fun for him to see a chick trying to hook up with him when he could have hot chicks in there who are into him instead.
Artie said that the chick has a boyfriend and that came out on the Wrap Up Show. Howard said he got a note from that guy and he was saying that he's as much her boyfriend as Artie's dates are his girlfriends. Howard told Gary he doesn't want to read any e-mails from girls who like Artie anymore. He's done with that. Artie was fine with that and said he's glad to hear that.
Artie said that he doesn't want to be anyone's ''bro'' and he thinks that ''bro'' is the gayest word he's ever heard and doesn't even know what it means. Howard said back in the 60s when you said that word, it really meant something. Howard said he uses that term a lot and it means a lot between him and his friends. He said that he won't call Artie a bro if he doesn't want to but he was doing that segment yesterday to help out a friend. He wasn't trying to humiliate anyone. Artie said that segment was all about a hot chick somehow liking an obese, disgusting guy. Howard told him that he's a baby and he should go take some more of those anti-heroin pills. Howard said Artie owes him an apology. Artie said the whole point of the segment was to point out that he's fat.
Artie said he doesn't care if he's on anyone's ''bro'' list like Howard was saying. Howard said he's off of his list and that's it. He said he has a couple of people on that list like his old friend Dr. Lou and Pat Minokia. Artie was on that list until today. Howard gave Artie a sincere ''fuck you'' for treating him like this after he tried to help him out. He wasn't kidding.
Howard said that the girls he's brought into the studio for Artie were into Artie, not just into fat guys. He brought up Fred again but Artie said that was different because it was a dial-a-date thing. Artie had referred to Howard as a pelican looking fuck at one point so Howard thanked him for that attack. He said he's done being a jerk on the air. He said that he felt close to Artie and he was really trying to help him out. Artie said he's not really friends with Howard though. Howard said he thought that they were friends but Artie said that they're not friends, they just work together. Howard said that they spend 5 hours a day talking to each other and getting into each other's heads. Artie said that it's still work and they're not friends.
Howard said that he can't believe that Artie is questioning his motives when it comes to this stuff. Artie said that everything is on the air and if he really liked him as a ''bro'' he'd do this stuff off the air. Howard said it's all for the air because he's not looking to do things off the air. Howard said that he was trying to have Artie meet these people on the air because he figured he'd be less embarrassed on the air. Artie said that Howard wanted this to be something interesting on the air. He said he had no intention to embarrass Artie on the air. Artie said he did so Howard apologized to him and said he can be assured that it will never happen again.
Artie said he would never parade a girl around as some fetish chick like Howard did to him yesterday. Howard said he'd rather screen them on the air than off the air. Artie said that he's never had a serious conversation with Howard off the air, ever. Howard said that's bull shit and he has gone to him and talked to him seriously. That led to them talking about Artie's heroin use and how Howard brings that stuff up on Letterman when he didn't want him to. Howard said he considers Artie a friend but it appears he's not thinking the same thing. Howard said he's invited Artie to his house a bunch of times while Artie has never invited him. Artie said he invited him to his house once and he was busy doing something else.
Howard told Artie that he's got something going on because he's sucking on those Subutex pills again. Artie said those were other issues he's got, they have nothing to do with this. Howard told him to go see his shrink as soon as possible if he's got that many issues.
Artie said that they can continue bringing the broads in but he's going to be uncomfortable every time. He said he'd take a bullet for Howard but both Robin and Howard interrupted him and said that's bull too. He swore he would do it though. While they were talking about that Benjy started to take his shirt off so Howard had to ask him not to make this about him.
Artie said that he knows that Howard's show is the most important thing in his life to him. He said he understands that the show is more important to him than his relationship with him. Howard said that's not true. Artie said it is true and he wishes that he could be as into something as Howard is.
Artie told Howard that he usually bites the bullet and lets the jokes about his life drop. He said the heroin song parodies really bother him and he just lets that go. Howard told Artie that he has a special bond with him and he doesn't understand why he insulted him for trying to help him out. He said he's always going to consider Artie as a brother even if he thinks that ''bro'' thing is lame. Artie told him that yesterday he was being a shitty friend to him when he embarrassed him with that chick.
Howard took a call from King of All Blacks who said he was going to have to side with Artie today. He said that if Howard saw a hot chick that Artie would be into, he could introduce Artie to her. He wondered why Howard had to do it on the air. Howard said he thought the bit would be good on the air but he also said that he'd like for people to help him out in that way. Robin said that Artie and King are missing something there. They didn't know this girl at all so that's why they did it on the air. Howard said he felt that it was just a way to meet a chick. Howard mentioned Fred's wife again but Artie said that was completely different. Howard said it's not though.
Artie said he knows Howard will bring up things on the air that he doesn't want on the air. He said the $500 whore story from Las Vegas was one of those stories. He said there was something else with Dana that he brought up on the air. Howard said he knows he's fucked up some stuff like that and he's sorry. Artie said that he'd never do that to Howard. Howard said he will usually ask Artie before he brings it up though and he wasn't looking to hurt him. Artie said the story about Dana was a big deal to him but Howard thought it was nothing because he wouldn't bring it up again.
Howard asked Artie to just talk about what the subject was that he remembered. Artie said that he told Howard that he was upset with Dana for not sticking by him through some stuff and that came up on the air. He said that was something he told him in private that he didn't want out there. Howard said he's never brought up anything else private though. Artie said the $500 hooker story was another one but Howard said that's never happened.
Gary came in and said that Jason summarizes the show and they keep a log of what happens on the show. They went back and pulled up the notes and Howard wanted to tell the story about the hooker but Howard wouldn't tell it unless Artie would give him permission. So Artie had to tell the story himself, he didn't bring it up himself.
Artie said that Howard seems to think that he hates him but he doesn't. He said no one is more dedicated to him. He said that the whole basis of this thing is that they are friend and he likes coming in every day and doing the show. Robin said he was just saying that he's not his friend a few minutes ago. Howard said that Artie has told the hooker story on other shows but Artie denied ever doing that.
Howard said he wanted to clear the air and patch up the whole thing. He said that he understands what Artie is saying and he doesn't want to be made uncomfortable on the air. He wasn't trying to do that. He did the segment because he had something interesting about a major player on the show. He apologized for doing it and that's the end of it. Artie said he doesn't mind it if they want him to sit there and get embarrassed every day. He's willing to do that. Howard said he thought that Artie would be happy to meet a chick, he didn't know. Artie said that chick wasn't even in the same league of the chicks he's going out with. Robin said he didn't have to go out with he, they were just introducing them.
Howard said he really thought he was helping to make it easier to meet a chick, that's one reason he did that for him. He said he'd like that himself so he figured Artie was like him. Since he's not, he apologized to him for doing it. Artie said the first motive for Howard is to make great radio and embarrassing him was one way to do that. Artie said that he doesn't deny the fact that they're friends. He said that he knows that Howard is more into the radio show than being his friend. Howard said that any time he sees Artie do a show, he calls him off the air and tells him how proud he is. He said that he's sincere about that and that's something that a friend does. He said he's reached out to him many times as a friend and he's not sure how to show his friendship more than that.
Howard said that maybe hanging out together in private isn't something they can do. Artie said he gets it and he knows how important the show is to him. Robin said it's like Artie is still saying that Howard knew how the segment was going to go. He didn't know if it was going to be good or not.
Howard took a call from a guy who said that a ''bro'' isn't someone who ridicules someone on a daily basis like Howard does. Howard said that the stuff he talks about is what Artie does, he's not saying anything that's not part of his life. Artie drinks, gambles and eats so he talks about it. Howard took some more calls and let the fans give their thoughts on this whole thing. Joey Boots called in and said that he thinks Artie is out of line with this whole thing. Joey said that he'd be honored if Howard called him a bro like he did. Artie said that was in the heat of an argument, he didn't mean it.
Howard said he had a quick story about the ''bro'' thing. He said he got a call from Dr. Lou the other day and they rarely get together. He said he's always thought of him as a bro since they were kids. He said that Lou called him and needed some help with something. He said that he can always do that with him because he'll always think of him as a bro. That's the way he thinks of Artie. Joey said that Artie even goofs on himself as being fat so he's not sure why he's getting so upset about them goofing on him about being fat. Artie said he knows that, he just can't believe that this has blown up into what it has.
Howard told Artie to never bring this up off the air. He said that he doesn't want it in his life anymore. Artie agreed and said he's happy being there and he has no desire to talk about that stuff. Robin said she thinks that Artie is on the verge of a walk out. Howard said he feels differently about Artie than he does about him. He said that even Jackie is still a bro with him even though he's fucked up in a lot of ways. He said that he still questions a lot of Jackie's shit but he's still a bro to him. Howard said he spends a lot of time with Artie and he does care about him.
Artie said that Robin was the one who threw in that ''jerk'' line at 6:01 this morning so she's trying to make it even worse. Howard said he had to take a break because he had a couple of guests there. They spent a couple more minutes going through that stuff before Howard went to break. Artie said he's never doing the Wrap Up Show again after all of this went down. He went to break a short time later.
* Robin's Pick: Nicole Sheridan Phone Sex With Fake Arnold. 12/27/07. 7:20am
Robin's next pick was the day porn star Nicole Sheridan had phone sex with Fake Arnold. Here's what happened that day:
o Nicole Sheridan Has Phone Sex With Governor Schwarzenegger? 05/08/07. 7:20am
(Edited) Howard asked Nicole if she would have phone sex with one of his listeners. She said that she would but she'd like to do it with Howard even though she knows that he probably wouldn't do it because of the whole Beth thing. Howard took a call from Governor Schwarzenegger (Fake Arnold) who wanted to have phone sex with Nicole. He spoke to Arnold for a short time before he got into that. Arnold also told Howard he wanted to have phone sex so Howard let him get into that. Arnold told her that she was going to be his housekeeper and she was illegal and dropped a vase the other day. He's going to threaten to deport her and asked her what she's going to do for him. Nicole then told Arnold that she wanted to get spanked by him.
Nicole started to get dirty with Arnold and he was moaning and making odd noises and calling her names and telling her what to do. Arnold told her to take a shit on him and things like that. He told her not to talk to him like that. He then told her to stick a leaf blower on his giant cock and demanded it from her. Then he said he blew his load all over his kitchen. Howard thanked him for the call and let him go a short time later. Governor Schwarzenegger said things will be much better after finally blowing his load. (Edited)
* Robin's Pick: Jamie Foxx Interview. 12/27/07. 7:30am
Robin's next pick was from September when Jamie Foxx was on the show. Here's that interview:
o Jamie Foxx Visits. 09/25/07. 7:00am
After the break we heard some Riley Martin clips where he was going off on Howard about not paying him. We also heard a prank call that Big Foot made to a woman about her cat shitting in his yard. Howard acme back a short time later and said that Jamie Foxx had just shown up. He figured that this was the first time that he'd been up to SIRIUS since they gave him a channel there.
Howard had the guys bring Jamie in and he asked Robin if she'd do him. She said wasn't really answering though. Howard asked Jamie if this is the first time he's been up there. Jamie said that it is but only because he's out in California. Jamie told Howard that he actually got kicked off the beach for doing his show out there. They have an office out there that they do the show from. He said they wanted to move out of the office and do the show from other places. They do the show 3 days a week for two hours each day.
Howard seemed surprised that he was doing shows that often. Jamie said that they kind of got promoted and got moved to another place out there. He's got his own channel, Foxx Hole 106, that he does his show on and has other people doing comedy stuff on there. They'll run any comedy they can on that channel. He said that people can get in their car and drive across the country and hear all kinds of different stuff.
Jamie said they got moved to this house out in Malibu but they got kicked out of there because they left the speakers on. He said they had this chick Super Head on the show and some old people heard what they were doing. He said he didn't know who this chick was at first and she certainly didn't look like ''Super Head.'' He said he didn't want to say that to her though. He said he'd met her out at a club and she wasn't doing the usual thing that women do with him. He said he knew something was wrong but he wasn't quite sure what it was.
Jamie said that he told the woman that she looked too good to be this Super Head chick but she gave him the smile like he was some super hero for recognizing her. He said she wrote about him in her book after that and said that nothing had happened. Then he had her on the radio show and she was probably the wrong guest to have on. Jamie said that they had some guests on the show and then this Super Head chick. He said that the radio show was actually great because they were talking about everything. He said that she's a down girl and she just flips it on you.
Jamie said he started asking Super Head about the guys she's done and she was naming everyone. He said she talked about Shaq and how small he is in the pants. He said she told them that he was like one of those gold door stops in a house.
Jamie said that Super Head was great on the show but there was a little old white lady walking by and she heard the foul things they were talking about on the air. That's what got them kicked out of the house there in Malibu. Howard said you can't be doing that in a residential neighborhood like that. Jamie said that Jeremy Piven showed up and had some fun with her on the air too.
Howard said that Jamie was dating Leila Arcieri who was on ''Son of the Beach'' and he was jealous of him for that. Jamie said that they were just friends and he wasn't banging her. He said that he ran into her at a John Kerry benefit one night and he told her that he asked her to go with him to the Academy Awards. He said that he didn't have anybody at the time and he already knew her as a friend. He said that the minute you hit it, it's over. Howard said he's not friends with girls so he doesn't know how that goes. Jamie said that they're still friends.
Jamie said that if you don't sleep with your pretty girlfriend, you will always have pretty girlfriends. He said that you have to remain honest in a relationship and tell the chicks how it really is.
Howard said that Jamie looks really muscular in this new movie of his so he wondered if he was doing something like juicing up. Jamie said he's not doing that at all, he's just exercising. Howard read that Jamie had glued his eyes shut for the movie Ray so he wouldn't be able to see. He said that he had his eyes really glued shut. He said he didn't want to cheat and actually see.
Howard talked to Jamie about his star power and using that to get chicks. Jamie said he did kind of use that Academy Award thing to get some chick's numbers. He said he just wanted to see whose numbers he could get with that.
Howard said he was surprised to find out that he's got a daughter. Jamie said that she's 13 years old and he took her to the Academy Awards with him. He said that he's really impressed with how smart she is. He said that there are a lot of nerds at the private school she goes to and he's not worried about them, he's worried about the guys who aren't nerdy.
Howard asked where this kid came from but Jamie didn't want to get into all of that. He said he wasn't looking to talk about the mother. Howard spent a minute talking to him about that and then asked him about getting the job on In Living Color. Jamie said that he had auditioned for the show back when he was doing stand-up comedy. They narrowed it down from like 100 guys down to 50, 25 and then down to about 10. He said that he thought that he was being rejected and figured he wasn't going to get the job. He said in the final audition he killed and got the job. Howard said that must have been one hell of a night when he got that. Jamie said that changed his life after that.
Howard said that doing the stand-up all the years before that helped him get comfortable enough to go up there and kill like that. Jamie said that the Wayans brothers were a Klan and they were always going to work together on stuff. He said that the show got canceled and things all went bad after that. He said that he had just started spending his money from the show when the show got canceled. He said he was keeping all of his clothes in his car so he wouldn't be late for work.
Howard asked him if he was doing drugs and stuff back then. He said that they weren't drugs and kept saying that he wasn't doing drug but something. He said he used to smoke weed years ago but he got a hold of some bad stuff one time and that fucked him up.
Jamie said he went out to do a show one time when he was about 16. He was going to play some stuff for a family in this white neighborhood. they got there and knocked on the door and the guy who answered said he couldn't have two niggers in his house at the same time. He tried to negotiate to let his friend park there and just hang out. The guy told him he had to get out of there and off the street.
Jamie said that he was hanging out at this house and the group of people were telling racial jokes and stuff. The wife came over and apologized to him for that. Then he performed for them and got this jacket that the guy had given to him to wear. He went to give it back at the end of the night and the guy told him he couldn't wear it now so he could keep it.
Howard asked Jamie about the girls he had when he was a kid. He said that his first girl was a black girl but he did have some white chicks in his life. He talked about growing up and how his step-father had to go to ''mandatory college'' because of some stuff he'd gotten involved in. That led to Howard going over his history and how he had been adopted by his grandparents and then later found out that his sister was his mother or something like that. Jamie said that the people who adopted his mom had also adopted him. He said that means that legally his mother is his sister.
Howard asked Jamie why he wasn't that close to his mother. He also said that his life is really complicated. Jamie said that he doesn't need therapy or anything because of it. Howard said if his mother wasn't around for him, like Jamie's, he'd need therapy. Jamie said that his mother wasn't around and was about 28 miles away while he was growing up. Howard said that if she was there right now, he'd say something to her about that.
Jamie said that he still stays in touch with his family and gets along with them very well. He said they still celebrate holidays and stuff like that. Howard asked him if his family expects him to pay the bills for them. He said that his family really doesn't know what he makes so he'll get a call from a family member asking him for seventy nine dollars even.
Howard asked Jamie if he has a lot of people like this Minister Farakan asking him to do stuff for him. Jamie said that guy is a great guy in his personal life. Howard also asked Jamie about Michael Vick because he read that he'd grown up around dog fighting himself. Jamie said that's true and he does kind of have to root for the black man when he gets involved in stuff like that. He said that he tries to support OJ but he just keeps fucking things up.
Howard read that Jamie had banged Vita Guerrera but Jamie said he never does celebrities. Howard read that Salma Hayek was with him but he said that she's just a friend. He said that he might have sex with some celebrities but they're not usually in the same business.
Howard read that Jamie changed his name from Eric Bishop to Jamie Foxx because he was looking to get his name chosen by people who thought that he was a woman. He said that they'd pick the women first during improv nights.
Howard read that Jamie hated David Letterman and wouldn't do his show for a while. Jamie said that he was set up and they've since patched up. He said he was a young comedian who wanted to get on Letterman's show. He said that Bill Cosby had done some material about booty calls and stuff. He was going to go on Letterman and do this joke about that. The pre-interviewer told him that was great so he went on the show and was doing great. He figured when he got to that joke he was going to blow the roof off the place. He said he told the joke and then Letterman cut him off and told him to apologize to Bill. He said that was fucked up to have Letterman throw him under the bus like that.
Howard said he had something similar happen to him on Letterman when the OJ Simpson thing went down. He said that he wasn't going to do the show anymore after that because Letterman made him look like a buffoon.
Howard said that Jaime was there to promote this movie ''The Kingdom'' so he got in a plug for that. Jamie talked about that movie for a couple of minutes. Ralph was on the phone so he asked Jamie why he was so shot out of a cannon this morning. Jamie said that he had been up all night people watching at the hotel. Ralph asked him if the Wayans brothers are pissed that he and Jim Carrey are doing as well as they are. Jamie said that the Wayans are doing just fine, they have a ton of money themselves so they're not pissed.
Howard took a call from a guy who asked Jamie if he thinks he's the most successful person to come out of In Living Color. Jamie said that he thinks that Jim Carrey is probably the one who is the biggest. He said he went over to Jim's apartment one time and he showed him some clips of ''Pet Detective'' and he knew that he was going to be huge after that. He said that he shook his hand and told him he had to do it then because after that movie came out, he wouldn't get close to him again for at least 10 years.
Howard read that Jamie had tried out for the movie Jerry Maguire but he blew the audition. Jamie said that he went to the audition and they sent him out to New York to read with Tom Cruise. He said he was going toe to toe with Tom out there, telling him he had two houses and stuff. He said he asked Tom where he was living and Tom told him he lives in Rome. He thought that was Rome Street, not Rome Italy.
Jamie said that he kept looking at Tom during the read for the movie. He said that Tom had taken a dramatic pause and he thought he'd lost his place in the script so he pointed out where they were in the script. Tom said he knew where they were at, he was just taking a pause. Jamie said that all of his own lines were really loud while Tom was whispering his lines. He said he just blew the audition. The guy pulled him out of the scene and asked him what the fuck he was doing. He really just blew it. He said that Tom is the coolest dude he's ever met and he was very cool with him.
Howard wrapped up with Jamie and gave him a plug for his movie ''The Kingdom'' which he had actually seen. He said that the movie was very good. Jamie is also doing his show live from SIRIUS tomorrow so he got in a plug for that.
Howard said he saw a clip of Jamie on YouTube where he leveled another comedian who was roasting Shaq. Jamie said that the other guy wasn't doing very well so that's why he did that. Howard thought the guy was doing fine but Jamie said he really wasn't. He said that he was trying to get things rolling and the other guy wasn't too happy about it.
Jamie said that he had a guy throw a chair at him at one roast. He said that the guy really took offense to what he was saying. Howard told Jamie that he's doing very good and gave him a plug for his Foxx Hole channel 106. He said he'll be on tomorrow sometime but he's not even sure what time yet. He said they just have fun and do the show whenever they want. He said that they might go from 2-7 on a Friday and then they throw in some music and a bunch of comedy bits.
Howard wrapped up with Jamie and gave him some plugs for the movie and the radio show again. He asked Jamie what he's doing today. He said he's doing Regis and Conan's shows today. He said he'll go back to his hotel and watch the politicians coming and going in there. Howard wrapped up and went to break a short time later.
* Robin's Pick: Sal And Richard Tea Bagging. 12/27/07. 8:40am
Up next was Robin's pick of Sal and Richard tea bagging each other after a couple of fans came in and backed out of doing anything interesting on the show. Here's what happened:
o Mandy And Gary Visit The Studio, But Get Kicked Out. 05/08/07. 8:30am
Howard read an e-mail he got from a guy over in Iraq who is very happy that he gets to hear the show over the internet. He said the guy goes on and on and on telling them that he's doing okay over there and that they're making his day great while he's serving there. Howard said that there was a time when he wanted to go over and visit the troops but he was denied, unofficially, but he was denied.
Howard said that this past weekend they had an adopt-a-thon at the North Shore Animal League and Jason went down and got a dog. He said he thinks that they were able to get 600 dogs adopted over the weekend with that adopt-a-thon. Artie said he had a friend who had a puppy just to pick up chicks. He said the guy was able to make that work and as soon as the dog got big, he got rid of it.
Howard wondered where Mandy the Superfan was. The guys brought her in a short time later. She had called in earlier to get up there. Howard said she was there with her boyfriend Gary. She said that she's never been naked in front of guys before. It turns out Gary is her husband, not her boyfriend. They came in all the way from San Diego for this and Howard said that she agreed to get naked. Gary said he never heard her agree to that but Howard and Robin said she did.
Howard said they did have some money for Mandy if she does win this trivia game they're going to play. Sal said that he's got a tea bag jackhammer pudding pie thing ready for her if she loses. She has to strip down and get that tea bag thing if she loses. Howard said that they have a few questions for her and if she gets them wrong, she starts stripping down.
Baba Booey said that they need to know how they're going to do this. Howard said that they're going to have her take her top off for the first wrong question. The second question would be her bottoms off. Mandy said that she's going to be terrified if they're going to rip her apart if she gets naked. The guys all said that they would not rip her apart. Howard told her that she will really only have to get topless and maybe get the tea bag thing. He told her that she can keep her panties on.
Baba Booey thought that she had agreed to do this whole thing on the phone. She said that she kind of did so Howard quickly got into the trivia thing. He was about to start but Mandy said she couldn't get topless. Howard told her he'd have to let her go if she doesn't do it. Her husband said that he agreed to the tea bag thing but not the topless thing. Howard took a call from a guy who said that they should get kicked out of there. Howard said he was going to kick them out then. Richard suggested they have Ronnie talk to her because he's good at talking women into getting topless.
Baba Booey said that they had things to do today and they made time for them to come up and now they're backing out of the deal. Howard had Ronnie come in and talk to the two of them. He thought that they knew what they were coming up for. Mandy said that she spoke to someone on the phone named Steve and he told her to just come up. Ronnie told her to forget about that and said that she has to do the right thing and just play the game. They're not going to make her get totally naked. She stopped him and said that she just couldn't do it. Gary said that she could leave there thinking it was the most memorable day of her life but now she's going to get kicked out.
Ronnie said that he would rather take his top off than have someone's ugly balls on her. Her husband said that she's down for stuff like that but not taking her top off. Howard and Gary agreed that they were going to cut their losses and kick them out. Gary told Will to take them out the back door, not even out the front door. Artie told them they could stay if they bought him some French toast.
Sal and Richard really wanted to do the tea bag thing so they looked very disappointed. Robin said that they lied about getting in there even though Howard was willing to let her do the tea bag thing. Gary asked if anyone on the staff wanted to get tea bagged for $500. They still had the money to give away so a bunch of guys showed up to get balls on their face. One of the guys was an intern but Howard wasn't going to let that happen.
Gary suggested that Sal and Richard tea bag each other and split the money. Richard was willing to do it but Sal wasn't going to take the nuts on his face. Sal said he didn't even want the money so Richard could have it if he let him put his balls on his head. He said he was going to dip his balls in pudding and bash it into Richard's face until it was covered. Sal said he was going to dip the vanilla first and then hit him in the face. He quickly did that and told Richard told him to just get it over with. Sal started to bash him in the face with the vanilla and then chocolate pudding.
The guys were throwing pudding and Richard bashed Sal in the balls with his hand which made him groan in pain. Sal was jamming Richard in the face with stuff and he had to stop him somehow. He said Sal went above and beyond what he was supposed to do. Sal went and poured another thing of pudding on Richard's head again so he threatened to hit him in the balls again. Robin said it didn't look like pudding either. Howard said he had to go to break and this was a very upsetting segment. He took a call from Yucko the Clown who said that he wanted them to end this already. He said it's enough with the nuts and the gay shit already. Howard said he heard that Yucko is going to be on the Andy Dick roast. He was just added so he'll be there for that next week.
Howard took another call from a guy who said he can't believe all of this gay shit. Howard said that it sounds gay on the radio but when you see it on TV it's very funny. He went to break right after that.
* Robin's Pick: Robin Beats JD In Arm Wrestling. 12/27/07. 9:05am
Robin's next pick was the day she beat JD at arm wrestling. Here's what they we heard:
o Jimi Hendrix Discussions. 06/28/07. 8:25am
After the break we heard a prank call that Mark the Bagger made to High Pitch Eric. We also heard a Baba Booey song parody. Fred played some Jimi Hendrix as they were coming out of the break and Howard was talking about how great he was. He said he must have taken a lot of acid to come up with the stuff he came up with. Howard let the song play through a bit and said he never did get to see him perform. He said his friend Andrea had tickets to go see him one New Year's Eve at the Filmore. He said she took some dude she had just met to the concert instead of taking her friend Howard. He said that he was just her ''friend'' so he lost out to that other dude. He said it would have been an amazing show if he had been able to go. Howard said he used to hang out with Andrea all the time and thought he meant more to her than that. Jimi died a few months later and he missed out on it.
Artie said that he hates to push the Starbucks thing but they have an album they're selling that has Jimi performing a song live that was just awesome. Howard said that they never would have sponsored a guy like that when he was alive. That led to Howard saying that Jimi probably would have ended up being Riley Martin if he had lived.
o JD Won't Allow Filming In His Apartment. 06/28/07. 8:35am
Howard said he got a note from Doug Goodstein who said that they'd love to shoot some stuff about JD at his apartment but JD won't let them go there. It's too private there for JD. JD came in and said that it's too much of a mess there and he's not sure if his roommates would want him filming there. He has a boyfriend/girlfriend couple living with him. He said that they constantly argue but he didn't want to get into all of that bullshit. Howard said her female roommate e-mailed them too. He told JD to ask her if she'd be okay with them filming there.
Artie said that he was walking through Hoboken when he saw this 10 walking down the street. She ends up telling him that she was JD's roommate for a year. Of course JD never got anything off of her. JD said that she had a boyfriend at the time. She was hardly there anyway. He said that he never beat off to her but Howard called him a liar. Artie said he jerked off to her the day he met her.
JD said he didn't have any privacy when he was living with that chick. He said he'd see her in sweatpants and stuff like that. Howard told him to come clean and admit he beat off to her. JD just laughed. Artie said he doesn't think he could deal with living with someone like that. Howard said the boyfriend probably had to okay him as a roommate. JD said it wasn't like that.
Howard asked JD if they're going to let them film at his apartment or not. JD said it's too much of a mess, he doesn't want them to do it. He said it'll give people more to goof on him about. Fred started playing some Hawaiian music so Howard remembered that JD's family reunion is coming up. He said they really need to get a camera on that. JD said it's in August sometime and he doesn't think the camera thing is happening.
Howard did his impression of JD's mom and her Hawaiian boyfriend. He joked that his mother is going to say he looks the same as he did the last time she saw him, 7 years ago. JD said he thinks things will be fine. Richard came in and got in on the goofing by giving him some names that his Hawaiian step-dad might say to him.
Richard said he wants to bring JD out to Coney Island and hang out. He said he's also going to try to get up to his apartment to see what's going on there. Richard said that JD got pissed last week when they were goofing on him by getting him some Jack and Cokes and fooled him into thinking that he was getting drunk. JD said he was waiting for his head to start spinning and it never happened. That led to JD saying that he met a chick who knows actress Katherine Heigl and that he had told her to give her his number. That got the guys laughing and Howard doing his impression of JD.
Richard brought up the crappy food that JD used to eat. Howard said that JD eats a lot of that McDonalds crap. He had him lift his shirt to show off his fat belly. He said he didn't look so bad but he was a little soft. Will came in and said that two girls beat JD at arm wrestling when they were out at a bar last week. Tracy the office manager actually beat him so Howard asked him if that makes him want to go to the gym. JD mumbled something and didn't really answer.
Howard asked JD if he can do 10 push-ups. JD claimed he could so they had him get on the floor to do it. He managed to do it so Howard wondered how a girl beat him at arm wrestling. JD said he's a wimp, that's why he lost. Howard wondered if Robin could beat him. Robin said she'd do it with right arms. They wondered where they could set that up. Howard said he wants this regulated so no one was cheating. He told Robin to just take him right down.
JD and Robin got up and went over to a table to do the arm wrestling thing. Robin wasn't comfortable but neither was JD. Howard had Will count it off and then watched as Robin took JD down. It didn't happen right away but Robin fought and won. She took JD down after about 15 seconds or so. Artie said it was never even a challenge. JD said his arm got tired. Artie said that Robin just went 24 days without eating and she still beat him. He also said that he just dropped below a 1 on a scale of 10.
Gary said that Lindsay the Intern thinks she could beat him too. JD said he's tired of all of this stuff and doesn't want to do it. JD said he doesn't think he could beat her. Gary asked him if he would do it for money. JD said he'd do it ''whatever, fine.'' Robin was goofing on him because he'd just lost to her. Lindsay came in a short time later and Howard said that she couldn't possibly beat him, she's tiny.
Howard said he'd put up $100 for the winner. That was a bit of an incentive for JD to win. Artie threw in another $50. JD ended up taking Lindsay down within a few seconds. Artie asked him what he was doing beating a girl like that. Gary said that he should have beaten her a lot quicker though. Artie said all he could think is that Robin could beat the shit out of Lindsay.
Howard let everyone go and asked JD to think about the filming at his apartment. Artie told him that if he had just done it, this segment never would have happened. Howard said Doug came right to him when he heard that JD didn't want to do it. Howard let him go a short time later.
* Robin's Pick: Sal's Wife Shoots Him With Painballs. 12/27/07. 9:45am
Robin's next pick was the segment where Sal's wife Christine came in and shot her husband in the ass with a paintball gun. Here's what happened:
o Sal's Wife Christine Gets To Shoot Him In The Ass. 03/22/07. 7:50am
Howard said that Sal has this really hot wife, Christine, and many people aren't sure how he got someone so hot. She came walking in and Howard asked her if she feels that she blew it by marrying Sal. Sal was in also and said that they're a bunch of assholes. Howard asked her if she ever says to herself that she made a mistake. she said that lately she has been doing that. She laughed when Howard asked her about that stuff. She said she was very nervous. Sal didn't understand that.
Sal went on to say that Christine lost 15 pounds and she's been going out lately. He called her when she was out at a club one night and some dude told her to hang up the phone on him. He said she told him that it was her friend Sue talking but he knew it was a dude. She said that she does have guys hitting on her at the bars she goes to. Sal said they can have her. Howard told Sal he'll never get a hotter chick than this.
Christine said that Sal is lazy so he pointed out that he gets up at 4 in the morning and doesn't get home until 6:30 at night and she's calling him lazy. Howard wanted to know how he was lazy but Christine didn't want to start a war. Howard asked her if she's heard the songs that Sal has written about her. She hadn't heard them so Howard played ''My Wife'' for her. In that one Sal sings about how he'd like to crack her in the skull and throw her in the trash among other things. Christine was laughing during the song so she must not have been too upset.
Howard said he can not figure out what Sal is talking about. He said that she's just hot. Howard asked Christine what she wears when she goes out with her friends to the club. She said it's just regular clothes. Sal said she asked him how she looked and he told her that she looked like she was ready to fuck someone else, that's how she looked.
Howard asked Christine about how she avoids touching Sal. Sal claims she won't even hold his hand. Sal said that he touched her the other night and she jumped and didn't want to do anything. He said she was watching Lost and that was more important than sex. Howard asked Christine if she was sexually attracted to Sal. She didn't answer. She told him not to put her on the spot like that. Sal couldn't believe what he was hearing. Sal said it seems like Christine and Howard have the same sentiment about him.
Christine said when she met Sal in college he was singing stupid songs then so she should have known he was going to be like this. Sal was in school to become a radiologist but that didn't pan out. Artie said that it's worked out for Sal, he's working on this show.
Howard asked Christine about the house and why she keeps Sal from wearing his shoes in the house. Sal said that she has a cleaning lady come in one day a week. He said he has to clean up the day before the cleaning lady comes in and he thinks that's ridiculous. Christine told Howard she had the answer about being attracted to him... and it was 'no.'
Sal said he's pleading for help in this whole thing. He wants the marriage to work out. Gary said that Sal claims to be held up for ransom over some tapes that they had of her yelling at him. She demanded a $1400 bag to give him permission to play that stuff on the air so he did it. Howard played some of the clips where Christine was screaming at Sal for doing things while they were taking pictures at home. Christine said that he does that stuff on purpose to get her pissed at him. Howard asked her if she sees herself being married to him the rest of her life. She said ''I don't know...'' and laughed. Sal said she's serious too. She said that Sal had just insulted her so that's why she was going there.
Artie asked Christine if money is an issue for her. She said that it is for Sal. Artie asked Sal how much of a pay cut he had to take going to this job form being a Stockbroker. Sal said it was a huge cut but Christine supported him in that. He thinks that it can work out in the long run.
Howard asked Christine what would make her feel better about him. She said that on Friday Sal didn't shovel at all when it snowed last week. She said that Sal said he was making breakfast and then told her that she could have told him to shovel if she wanted him to. He talks in circles according to Christine. Sal told Howard that he made breakfast for 3 kids and tended to them. After breakfast he watched TV with the kids. Then she comes home and starts digging away with the shovel but he doesn't have ESP so he doesn't know she's out there. He said he didn't know she was out there.
Sal said that Christine was telling him that he has to get out on the road more so they can pay for things around the house. He said that was after she asked him to be home more. Now she's telling him to call Bob Levy to get booked on more shows. She was telling Sal that he shouldn't be making songs about her either.
Howard played Christine another song parody that Sal wrote about her. That one was to the tune of ''Photograph'' and in it he sings about her fat ass and how she married him for his money. Sal told Howard that what he wants is a little respect from his wife. He said he'd like to come home like other guys who have their wives showing up to comedy shows and rubbing their man's back and things like that. He said he'd like her to take that extra step and just like him a little more. Christine said she is very nice to him when he comes home. Sal said she yells at him to take off his shoes and to clean up the house for the cleaning lady.
Sal said he called home from the train one day and asked Christine what they were having for dinner. She told him ''whatever you bring home'' and hung up on him. Howard told Sal that he's got himself a hot wife and he should watch himself. she asked if the club was open tonight.
Christine told Howard a story about Sal stripping down to his underwear at a wedding they went to. That's the kind of stuff he does to her. After that Howard told Sal to take his pants down so his wife could shoot him in the ass. He explained that the money they were trying to win was courtesy of this movie ''The Shooter'' which comes out tomorrow.
Christine was going to be shooting Sal in the ass with a paintball gun. For each shot she hit, she wins $500. Christine was going to be about 20 feet from Sal with a paintball gun. Howard said they can make up to $5,000 so she gets 10 shots. She gets no practice shots according to Howard. Christine said that she's never shot a gun before. Howard had a guy there from a place called Chilly Bear where they run paintball gun events. He told Howard Sal will have some big welts on his ass if he gets hit. Howard said he thinks that Sal shouldn't do it but Sal said he already spent the money on a Disney vacation.
Howard said you can find out more about Chilly Bear at ChillyStuff.com. He then had Christine take her first shot. She missed Sal completely but Sal said he felt the air go past his hair. Artie said that those things go fast. Sal said he's never felt what a grazed bullet feels like but that's what it must feel like. He asked for a helmet before the next shot. Christine took her second shot and missed again. Sal said that was very scary. Christine took her third shot as Sal was breathing heavy waiting for the pain. Sal got hit in the leg but it just grazed him. Sal said it just grazed his thigh. Howard said they were going to give her $500 for that shot.
Christine took another shot and nailed Sal right in the thigh. Sal was screaming out in pain. Mike Gange said there was quite a welt on him from that shot. Gary told Sal to keep his legs closed so they don't hit his balls. Christine was laughing and said it was very funny. She took her next shot and hit him square in the ass. Sal yelled out in pain once again. They were up to $1,500. Sal asked her not to hit that side again because it hurt so much. Sal said he was going to have a heart attack if she hit that side again. Will said that it was actually bleeding on that side.
Howard asked Sal if he wanted to stop. Christine took another shot and hit him in the exact same spot. Sal yelled out in pain and kept yelling because it hurt so bad. Howard said he had to put a stop to it at that point. Sal said he had to stop because the pain was just too much. Gary said that Sal was in pain but Christine was laughing at him. She seemed to feel nothing for him.
Fred asked Sal to just go through with one more shot because it was the last one. He had gone through this much so far, he should just put the pain out of his mind and go through with one more. Sal couldn't take the pain. Howard told Sal that if he took one more shot he would give him the $5,000 and he'd even let him cover up that cheek. Sal said if he did that the e-mail would start coming in. He said he was going to leave that cheek open and just go for it.
Howard said he didn't like that Sal was going to do it again. He was afraid that it was going to really hurt the guy. Howard said Sal almost passed out from this yet Christine was ready to take another shot. She said she didn't want to come in the first place. Sal said he needs the money so she has to go through with it. He asked her to please not hit the left side. He said he was willing to take the chance though. Sal covered up his balls again and got ready for the final shot. She took the shot and missed. They let Christine take one more shot and she tried not to hit the left side. She hit him on the right side. Sal said that it hurt so much and it sounded like he was about to cry. Gary told him to walk around but Sal told him he wasn't going to walk around and told him to leave him alone. Christine told him to just shovel the driveway next time.
Howard said that they had just won $5,000 and asked to see the welts on Sal's ass. She almost hit him in the rectum. Sal said it felt like they turned up the power or something because it hurt just as much as the shots that hit the same spot. Howard wrapped up and thanked Billy from Chilly Bear and also thanked Christine for coming in.
Mike Gange said they had some replays to play for them. They showed those on the studio monitors but there was no sound. Ronnie the Limo Driver came in and said that Gene Simmons was out watching all of that going on out there in the office. He went to break a short time later.
* Robin's Pick: Porn Star Feud. 12/27/07. 10:40am
Robin's final pick of the year was the Porn Star Feud game they did back in October. Here's what happened:
o The Porn Star Feud Game. 10/10/07. 8:00am
After the break we heard a prank call that Sal and Richard made to an oil change shop using clips of Lily Tomlin going nuts on the set of a movie. Fred also played an ''I Love Dropping Loads'' song parody and some U2 before Howard came back. Howard came back and said he's not a big U2 guy but he liked the cover of Helter Skelter that was playing.
Howard said that they had some beautiful ladies in the studio to play The Porn Star Feud today. He went right into an introduction that Fred had done for the Feud. They had an old porn stars and a young porn stars team in there to compete against one another. Hoard said that all of the porn stars were currently working in porn. He said hello to Carmen Luvana first and then Ava Rose and then Bree Olson. they were all on the young team. Kathy Jones, Rosie Bam and Blue Iris were on the old team. Howard said hello to everyone quickly.
Artie asked Blue if he could fuck her today since he's turning old tomorrow. He turns 40. Blue said ''Yeah'' to him when he asked.
Howard said that he's been beating off to Carmen Luvana lately and he told her that she's really hot in her movies. She said that she gets to pick the guys she's with in the movies but the other porn stars are picked by the producers. Howard named some of her movies and asked her about her life. she said that she's with a guy right now. She also says that the Wheel of Benjy was the worst part of her career. Benjy got to stick his toe inside of her. She said that she made him put on like 5 condoms on his feet. She said that he's actually awesome and very nice so she didn't want to bad mouth him. She said that he's always very cool to her when he sees her at these conventions and stuff. Howard went on to play a clip from one of her movies, ''Perfect Secretary,'' where she's asking a guy for some cock in her pussy.
Howard asked Carmen who she thinks is going to win today. She wasn't sure. Howard said that the grand prize money for this event is courtesy of AdamEve.com. He moved on to Ava Rose next and asked her about her career a little bit. He played a clip from her movie ''Fuck for Dollars'' where she's talking dirty to a guy and he's saying that her pussy is a great penis punching bag. She told Howard that she was pretty conservative when she was young. Howard told Robin that Ava's sister is also in porn. He asked her about her breast size but she didn't know because she never wears a bra. She said that they're real but they were so big that Howard was shocked.
Howard asked Ava if she'd have sex with Artie if he offered her ten grand. sh