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Mastertape Theatre - December 5, 1995. 01/25/08. 6:00am
Howard's Problems With Tom. 12/05/1995. 6:00am
Howard Number 1 Bestselling Book Listed Number 2 In NY Times. 12/05/1995. 6:10am
Howard Says Windows 95 Blows. 12/05/1995. 6:35am
Philly Book Signing May Be Canceled. 12/05/1995. 6:50am
Phone Calls And More. 12/05/1995. 6:55am
Howard's Bookmobile Promotion. 12/05/1995. 7:10am
Nancy The Dog Walker Visits. 12/05/1995. 7:45am
More Philly Book Signing Discussions. 12/05/1995. 8:15am
Los Angeles Trip Stories. 12/05/1995. 8:35am
Richard's Locked Open Jaw. 12/05/1995. 8:55am
Robin's News. 12/05/1995. 9:00am
Howard 100 News

Friday, January 25, 2008

Mastertape Theatre - December 5, 1995. 01/25/08. 6:00am

Howard's Problems With Tom. 12/05/1995. 6:00am
Show opening bits and songs included: Stuttering John interviews Tom Brokaw, Shaq press conference clip, Jay Leno monologue the day after Howard was on his show with lesbians, James Brown interview audio clip, news clip where a guy says ''nigger rich'' during a discussion, Foreigner performing ''Dirty White Boy'' live in Howard's studio, a David Letterman intro for Howard.

Howard started off the show talking about how he wanted to go home already. He said he was pissed off this morning and said that he's too busy. He has people taping things for him and not getting them to him. He had some faxes to bring with him but he forgot them somehow. He said he had too many things going on. He wanted to bring in a bunch of Entertainment Tonight clips to play but he doesn't have the tape because they didn't end up there.

Robin said that she thought he had people helping him out. He said he does but he's still got problems. Gary came in to talk about that stuff and that led to Howard talking about the tantrum he threw during the commercial break (that was edited out). He blamed that on Tom Chiusano because he has to work for him.

Howard ended up goofing on Gary about something to him he didn't like. He thought that Gary was going to come in with some good ratings information but he had nothing for him. Gary said they do have a naked woman coming in later on.

Howard said he tried to talk to Tom yesterday but he had trouble tracking him down. He said if you're going to do something, you have to do it right. He said that they have this bookmobile that they're going to be driving around the city to sell his book and they could just get this sticker to stick on it but they won't do things the easy way there. He said that's not even what he's upset about. He said that Robin doesn't want to know what it is that he's upset about, it doesn't matter.

Howard Number 1 Bestselling Book Listed Number 2 In NY Times. 12/05/1995. 6:10am
Howard got off the subject of Tom and tried to talk about some other stuff. He brought up the bookmobile and said that they have a Scores girl in the one in New York. He said there are some in other cities as well. The girl will let you come in and read the book if you want to check it out.

Howard said that the book is a good gift if you want to give someone something king of inexpensive. He said that the book is on the New York Times best seller list and he thought that it was number 1. He said he was told that Colin Powell is going to be number 1 this week even though he's outselling that book 500-1 in every book chain. Then the NY Times decided on their own to make him number 2. He said that Judith Reagan told him about what was going on and he wanted to read the fax but that's one of the things that he forgot. Gary said that he called Judith and she said she had faxed that over last night so she didn't have it with her this morning. The fax was at the office. Howard told Gary to get her back on the phone so he can talk to her on the air.

Howard got Judith on the phone and asked her what's going on with the book. Judith said that they have very detailed reports about the book sales and they believe that Howard has outsold Colin Powell's book by a very large margin, like 15,000 to 2,000 in one book chain alone. She said that the big chain stores are the ones who are polled usually and she's thinking that this might be some kind of fraud and they're only polling the little book stores that don't sell much of anything. She said that this isn't even close and she's shocked that they're doing something like this.

Judith said that the other papers that are reporting are more accurate and they're giving Howard the number 1 spot. Howard said that he is number 1 on the list but the NY Times is giving that spot to Colin Powell because he's their man and they like the guy. Howard said he was reading about how the NY Times likes Bill Clinton so they're leaving out some stories about things going on with his administration too.

Judith said that this is like a culture war and they don't want his book to be number 1. She said that the country is falling apart right now and it's an act of immorality for them to pull something like this. She said that she was shocked that they gave Howard's book a good review though. Robin said that it wasn't in the book section though, it was in another section.

Howard said that he wants to get some sex from Judith but she won't give it to him and she's really boring because of that. He said that he's exhausted from all of this stuff and he doesn't get laid. He said that he could have gotten laid by the best of them out in L.A. when he was out there.

Judith thought that Howard wasn't even touching the lesbian he was sitting next to on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. She said that he was very uncomfortable sitting there and she thinks that if he writes another book, he should call it ''All Talk, No Action'' because he looked like he was afraid of that girl. Howard said that she doesn't know what went on there, they cut out most of what he did on that show.

Howard couldn't believe what the NY Times was doing and asked Judith what he can do about it. She didn't know what to do, it's a controversy and she has no idea what to do to fix it. Howard said that all of the other big papers are listing him as number 1 and only the NY Times is showing him number 2. Robin said that a book chain did this to him one time too and now the NY Times is changing history by playing around with their list.

Howard said that it was way too hot in the studio and changed subjects in the middle of Robin trying to help him out. Howard thanked Judith for sharing that information with them. She was going to wrap up with her but she talked about some of the food he was trying to feed her at his house. Howard said that he had some salad and cabbage and things like that. He said that he has his house organized and he has his salad all set up in the refrigerator. He has his housekeeper cut up everything for him and then he throws it into a bowl. He told Robin about the food he eats and how Judith gobbled it down like she was going to the electric chair.

Howard told Judith that he wanted to give her some protein of his own to drink. She didn't seem to get the joke at first but it came to her eventually. Howard let her go a short time later. He said that she was no help this morning though. Robin said that the only way to fight this is to give them some negative publicity on the air. Howard said that maybe some other newspaper yentas can pick up on the story and report it for him.

Howard said that last night they did a report about this Taxi Cab show where people reveal their secrets. He said that they showed some shots of that on Entertainment Tonight where two women were kissing. He said that was at 7:30 at night and it was no big deal. He put the word out to Jay Leno that it's okay to let two women kiss, especially at 11:30 at night. He said that Jay is the one who edited all of that stuff out of his show last night, not NBC. He complained about that and said that Leno is a big baby and he made it seem like he was doing something wrong when he was on. He said that he's a big hypocrite.

Howard said that his book is number 1 and it's virtually impossible that he's number 2 on that NY Times bestseller list. He said that they seem to be trying to embarrass him and change reality. He said that it really hurts him and he can't believe they're doing this. He said his book is the fastest selling book in history and they're trying to humiliate him.

Howard Says Windows 95 Blows. 12/05/1995. 6:35am
Howard said that there are people still out there buying his book and it's not over yet. He said that there's a picture of Jackie in there with his ass showing. He said that Bill Gates put a book out too and that was a flop. He said that you can get something much better than this Windows 95 crap that Bill Gates put out. He said that O/S 2 is much better and he just doesn't understand why people go for this illogical Windows 95. He said that Microsoft can do whatever they want and people will just buy it. He said that it's an awful operating system and he thinks that they will eventually die out and this O/S 2 should take over.

Howard said that Bill Gates didn't do anything innovative. He just borrowed the look and feel of an Apple and stuck it on a DOS machine. He complained about that for a short time and then got back to his book not being number 1 on the NY Times list.

Howard said he had his new laptop with him this morning. He said it was a 760CD and he had a 12.5 inch screen on it. He said that it was nice and clear and looked great. He showed it off to Jackie and said that Jackie wanted to get one himself. He said that he's got 40 megs of ram, 1.2 gigabyte hard drive and it's really fast, it's got a Pentium in there. Robin wanted to know if it booted up fast. He said it does. He's got a 28.8 modem in there too. He assured Robin that it was really fast. He said that he's able to put it into hibernation by hitting just one button. Robin liked that idea.

Howard told her that she could get a dual boot and get both Windows and O/S 2 on a computer if she wanted. He said that he's not able to get into Prodigy with this new O/S 2 because they don't have the right software. He said that with the 28.8 modem he just can't get into the service. He said he's not sure what that's about but it appears that they just can't handle the new modems. He said he was calling a guy from Prodigy and he had to give up on it because he can't get in.

Howard said he had to take a break but he'd get to some phone calls and stuff after that. He said he had a lot of other things to talk about as well. He had some tapes to play and then he'd strangle Fred. He went to break a short time later.

Philly Book Signing May Be Canceled. 12/05/1995. 6:50am
After the break Howard came back and talked about the upcoming Philadelphia book signing he's going to be doing. He got a phone call yesterday and they told him that they want him to do the book signing from 10am to 1pm and no longer. He said that the last time they did that, they upset a lot of fans because he wasn't able to sign as many books as he wanted to. He said that out in L.A. He stuck around for 10 hours to sign every book. He said that now they want to limit him to 3 hours and he's not sure he wants to do that. He knows that the fans would get pissed if he didn't get to all of them.

Howard said that the final answer is that he can't do this anywhere else and he's going to have to stick to the 3 hour limit. He said that he was going to ask the audience what he should do but he's going to get different answers from all of them. He said it seems kind of stupid to go for just 3 hours though. He said that he's going to have to get up early to drive down there and it's really turning into a big thing that he didn't think it was going to be.

Howard said he's still thinking about canceling the whole thing because it's going to be a nightmare. He said that the last time he was down there they kicked him out after 2 and a half hours so there's no point in going if he's going to be out in 3 hours this time. He said he's going to think about it and possibly cancel. He didn't want the fans to blame him though, it's the book store that won't let him stay as long as he needs to.

Howard said he was thinking of putting his autograph on his E! show and just have people print it in their own books.

Phone Calls And More. 12/05/1995. 6:55am
Howard took a call from a guy who said he was calling from a firehouse and he does all of the voices from the show. He said he does a Leona Helmsley voice and said one word before Howard hung up on him.

Howard read a note he got from someone who reminded him that Jay Leno once ruined a funny bit with the cast of Cheers on his show when they had a little too much to drink. He said that's right, Jay did ruin that whole thing.

Howard took another phone call from a guy who said that this is ridiculous that they're doing this to him down in Philly. Howard said that there is no one to blame there, they're not trying to punish him or anything. The caller suggested he do a signing out at a place in New Jersey in the suburbs. Howard said he didn't know what to do, he just wants to give the Philly fans what they want.

Howard said that the last Philly appearance was a nightmare and he got taken out by the cops who shut down the whole thing that day. Howard said that the fans in L.A. were very happy that he stuck around for the full 10 hours he was there. He said that he wants to make sure that everyone gets serviced because they aim to please.

Howard said that maybe they can turn the signing into a little event and get some bands down there to entertain the fans. Robin said that's just what they're trying to avoid at that book store though.

Howard said that everyone gets to meet everyone else down there and that's the great thing about these big gatherings. He talked about some of the other events that he held and how the fans really enjoyed it and there were even people selling stuff to other people in line.

The caller was telling Howard that he really enjoyed his book. They talked about the chapter about Michael Jackson and how odd that guy was. Howard was doing his impression of Jackson and goofing on him. He was making fun of the way he talks about the ''childwen'' and things like that.

The caller asked Howard about buying the rights to a book about Sam Kinison's life. Howard said that he did get the rights to the book but he thinks that there's going to be some resistance to making the movie because the people in Hollywood didn't really like him that much. He thinks that he could make a really great movie though.

Howard's Bookmobile Promotion. 12/05/1995. 7:10am
After an edited out commercial break we heard a clip from Howard's appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Howard said he didn't know that they played ''Miss America'' when he came out. He gave Jackie his plugs and said that he's got a special going on that ends tonight.

Howard said that Jackie brought out this album called Sgt. Pecker and all of the operators who were taking the orders were upset about the name of it and now he can't sell them through the phone orders. He can only sell them through his web site. Jackie said that he's got a ton of these CDs to sell and they're all filling up his house. Jackie said he kept the name of the album because the first time he mentioned it, Fred laughed his ass off. Fred said that it really is a funny name.

Howard said that they have his bookmobile down in Philly today and he's not sure exactly what they're doing with it out there. He brought up the NY Times bestseller list again and talked about how crazy it is that they're not making him number 1 on the list even though he's outselling Colin Powell's book according to the research that the book company is doing.

Howard said that he knows that he's outselling Colin Powell because USA Today and other papers are reporting his book as the number 1 best selling book. He went off on the NY Times for a few minutes before taking some phone calls.

Howard got this guy Frank on the phone. Frank is the driver of his ''Miss America'' bookmobile. They have a big blanket on the bus that shows what it is but it kept blowing off. Frank said that they have it taped down now so it won't blow off. That led to Howard talking about how they could have had some temporary decals made for these busses but Tom Chiusano doesn't know how to do things the right way.

Howard spent a few minutes talking to Frank about what he's seen out there so far. He said that some women have flashed him and they have had some people come in and sit down to read the book. He said that one of the women who came in to read the book was pretty good looking too. Howard wanted to see this bus and asked him to drive by and show them tomorrow. Frank said he would do that.

Howard had Frank put one Scores girl who was working with him at the bookmobile on the phone. She told Howard what she looks like and she gave him the rundown and told Howard what they're doing there trying to get some people to read his book. She said that people are looking through the book and they're handing out some stuff to the people who visit.

Another Scores Girl, Holly, got on the phone and told Howard that she was at one of his book signings and she's the blonde that was down there. Howard said he didn't know that she was in the Dutch Playboy magazine. She said that she's been getting some feedback about the book and stuff. Howard was talking to her about her looks and told her that he has to get laid.

Howard had Holly read some excerpts from his book but she wasn't all that great at reading so he asked Michelle to read some instead. She didn't have much of a delivery either. Howard gave up on that a short time later and got Frank back on the phone. He told him to start out down by the station tomorrow morning so they can check out the bookmobile. He had to go to break a short time later.

Nancy The Dog Walker Visits. 12/05/1995. 7:45am
After the break Howard came back and said that they had this girl Nancy on the show who was a dog walker. She quit the dog walking so she was going to be coming in to tell them a story about a sexual harassment case that she won. He wasn't sure if they were going to do that but she said she'd be naked when she told the story so he said they'd have her in.

Howard said that this guy Charles Grodin keeps bringing up his name on his show and it's just about every night now. He said that Grodin mentioned him while Geraldo was on the show and Geraldo wasn't really trying to defend him at all. He said that Geraldo is so lame. He said that Geraldo talks about how he goes on that show to promote his own show and doesn't do anything to defend him.

Howard said that he's pretty sure he's going to puke when he hears this clip of Geraldo. He said that he's been asking him to be on his show but he's not sure if he wants to do it. He said he might just pull the plug on that. He said that he had a great idea for the show but now he's thinking of pulling out and doing that on some other show.

Nancy the Dog Walker came in a short time later. Howard told her that she was kind of sexually harassing him now. She refused to sit down and wanted to come over and touch Howard. Gary aids that she offered him some money if he'd talk good about her on the air. Howard said that she's looking good now because she fixed her hair. She said that she thought it was because she had more money.

Nancy asked if she could stay on the whole show today. Howard told her no. Gary said he talked to her about this before she came in and told her that they couldn't do that. Howard said that she looks really pretty with the new hair style. He said that she used to have this ''Jersey girl'' poofy hair style that wasn't good for her.

Nancy wanted to sit next to Howard and said that she wasn't going to get naked unless she could do that. Gary told her that she has to get naked, tell her story and then she'd go sit next to him. Nancy kept asking about sticking around through the whole show but Gary tried to get her on track and just tell the story. She wasn't really focusing on telling the story she had and kept asking other questions and offering the guys money to do stuff for her.

Howard said that he always thought that Nancy's body was good but this hair cut really changed her looks for the better. He said that the guy who did the sexual harassment thing must have been really bad. Nancy told Howard about how this guy was her boss and how the company is still in business and things are going very well for them even after she left. She said that the business is huge now and she still helps out once in a while.

Nancy asked if she could go to Letterman with him. Howard said she can't go with him and she's got to stop with these questions. He told her to take her pants off. Her stomach looked good to him. He said that she's got to just take her pants off but she kept talking and delaying the process. Gary told her that they have to be done with this whole thing as soon as possible so she's got to just do it.

Howard finally got Nancy naked and said that she rally doesn't look that bad. He had to throw out his food after she stuck her fingers in it though. He told Gary to toss it because she had just contaminated it. He kept asking her to just look at him and concentrate on what she was doing. Howard told her that she got what she wanted because she was sitting on his lap by that point. He said that she didn't feel so bad but she did have a little bit of belly fat on her. He said it was cute though.

Nancy said that she has no fat and told him that he's got love handles. Howard said he knows that, but at least he admits it.

Howard asked Nancy some questions about this sexual harassment thing that she was involved with. She said that she was working in a job where she was in an office environment. Howard tried to drag the story out of her but she was hesitating and not telling it so he was going to kick her out of the studio. Gary told her that he's about 2 seconds from throwing her out.

Howard told Nancy that she could touch him but she ended up touching him somewhere that she wasn't supposed to. Howard told her to go back and sit in her own chair. He said that he could tell that she was getting all sexed up because he could smell it on her.

Nancy said that this boss of hers was really mean to her and she never flirted with him or anything. He found out that she'd been on the Stern Show getting topless and stuff and that upset him. She said that he told people about her doing the show and these other people would ask her what it was like to be on the show. She said that she used to dress down a little bit working there and the guy would tell her that she was dressing kind of dowdy. She said that she once touched her butt while she was reading him a memo and that wasn't cool.

Nancy told Howard more details about this sexual harassment thing but Gary had to try and get her on track and telling the story. She said that he wanted to come down to see her at her apartment one day. She said that he pushed her against a wall and tried kissing her and she had to tell him to back off. Then she claims that he took his clothes off and she had to go to court and sue him over it. She said that he came on to her at work and that's why she had to do all of this.

Howard said that she's the worst story teller ever. Gary said that she told some great stories to him outside of the studio and he's not sure what went wrong here.

Howard took a call from Frank the Bookmobile driver who said that they were just chased away from the NY Times. They parked out there to goof on them about their false reporting of his book being number 2 on the bestseller list. Howard said he told him to go down there. Frank said that the security guards there all chased them away. Howard said that's because they don't want to be exposed for the phonies that they are. He said that he wants to know what their formula is for figuring out what's number 1.

Nancy asked if she could get into the Bookmobile too. Howard said that would be fine and he'd like her to go in there with the Scores girls. He told Frank to come back there and pick her up.

Nancy asked if she could pay him some money and stick around the rest of the show. Howard said that if she came up with 10 grand he'd do that. She said that she could pay him $500 and get naked whenever he wanted. Howard turned her down and got back to Frank. He told him to come down, pick up Nancy and drive as far away as possible.

Howard let Nancy come over and sit on his lap again. He wanted her to take her panties off and Gary pointed out that she's bald down there. Howard said that she looks like a baby and it's kind of cute. He laughed like a little kid when he was pointing that out. He said she looks like a Barbie doll. Fred said it looked like it had a 5 o'clock shadow.

Howard asked Nancy if she was sexually excited by him. She said that she always is. He said that she was slipping off his leg. He told her to go get dressed and get ready to get in the bookmobile. He told her that she really did look good today.

Gary said that she was being a really different person today. Last week he had a great conversation with her and today she just wasn't getting into the story. She then told the story about the guy taking his clothes off and ejaculating all over himself when he tried to come on to her. She said that's why she had to file the lawsuit against him. She claimed that the guy was married too.

Gary said that Nancy is looking for a book deal now. Fred played cuckoo sound effect for her when he heard that. She didn't seem to appreciate that. Howard told Nancy to go get dressed now and just get on the bookmobile. She was still talking about the guy who came on to her and how he was an ugly guy, that's why it was harassment according to Robin. If it was a good looking guy, she probably wouldn't have filed the suit. Nancy said that if Penny Crone, that ugly reporter, came on to Howard, he'd probably be upset while someone like Amy Lynn Baxter wouldn't cause a problem.

More Philly Book Signing Discussions. 12/05/1995. 8:15am
After an edited out break Howard brought up the Philly book signing again. He said he's still thinking about doing the signing but may cancel it. He said he can't see going down there for just 3 hours and then turning away the fans. Robin said that people are already faxing in and saying that they're upset already and he hasn't even gone yet. Howard said he'll announce tomorrow if he's going to cancel or not.

Howard said that the book store wants it to be from 10 to 1 and so do the cops and the other merchants in the area. He said that it hardly seems worth it to do such a short time. He also talked more about the NY Times list and how pissed off he is about that.

Howard took some phone calls and talked about the Philly book signing a little more. He said that he wouldn't limit him to 3 hours if he were that book store. He said that they could turn that into a lot of sales of food and other things if they wanted to. They could have food, drinks and more stuff outside the store to sell to people.

A woman called in and said that she thinks that they would open up early for him at the book store but Howard said that he wants to make it convenient for his fans. He said that he's ready to drop dead as it is though. He doesn't want to get up that early to go. He said that the fans shouldn't have to get up that early either.

Howard talked about some of the reports about the book signings he's done in the past and how the reporters are all very lazy about telling the stories. Howard talked about how wild those events can be and how the reporters just make it seem like it's no big deal.

Howard talked to the woman he had on the phone about the signing and figured that she wasn't much of a looker. She said that she actually is good looking even though she's close to his age. She said she hasn't hit the wall yet. Howard said he had to go to break after that.

Los Angeles Trip Stories. 12/05/1995. 8:35am
After the break Howard came back and said that the show was moving along very quickly. He said that he's back from Los Angeles now but he could have spent more time out there. He said that there were a lot of hijinx going on out there that he didn't tell Robin about yet. He said that Scott the Engineer was out there with them and he had some stories about him.

Howard said that Scott actually did a good job out there but it is fun to goof on him. He said that he's a sad sack and he may not even see himself as one. That led to Howard and Fred doing their Scott impressions and goofing on the way he speaks. He said that even when things are going right for Scott, he still seems miserable. He said that Scott is always complaining about something, even when they set him up with his DJ business.

Howard said that they rarely get to see Scott outside of the show. He said that Fred, Jackie, Stuttering John, Scott the Engineer, Grillo and Kathy Tobin all went out to dinner after the Tonight Show. Howard and Robin said they both went back to their hotel rooms.

Howard said that everyone was out to dinner and Scott ordered a big porterhouse steak. Fred said that Scott kept saying that he had to go out to the humidor during the meal so Howard wondered what that was all about. Jackie said it was an excuse to get away from the table but no one knew it was a joke. Scott had to leave to go out and smoke since it's not legal to smoke inside restaurants out there.

Howard said that while they were at dinner Scott got his steak and Stuttering John told the waitress to hold on to Scott's food and tell him that she forgot the food. He wanted her to jerk Scott around to make him feel forgotten once again. The waitress did that and they ''forgot'' to bring out the meal. The waitress came back and asked Scott if he was ready to order after they brought out everyone else's food. Scott started getting irritated very quickly and he went around the table and figured out that there was something going on there.

Jackie said Scott was really pissed but then the waitress came out with his meal and he knew what was going on then. Scott said he knew before that but the guys didn't believe that was the case. Scott said that he hates when that happens and his food is the last to be brought out.

The guys were all goofing on Scott about all of that stuff. They were also talking about going out to breakfast with Robin one morning. Jackie said that he had steak and eggs for breakfast. Howard said that Jackie would never have a meal like that on his own, it was only because the station was paying for it that he did. They made fun of Jackie for the way he was eating like a pig out there.

Howard said that he wished he had been there for the torturing of Scott. Jackie told him that they'll do it again.

Richard's Locked Open Jaw. 12/05/1995. 8:55am
Howard told another story about how one of the guys that works there yawned and locked up his jaw. He had Richard Christiansen come in and tell them the story. Richard told Howard that he was at a friend's house one day and he had been drinking that night. He yawned and heard a pop noise. He said his jaw got stuck and he wasn't able to close it. It was wide open and it just wouldn't close. He wasn't able to talk either so it was terrible. He said that his friends told him to just shut it but he really wasn't able to. He said it was really stiff and rock hard and couldn't get it closed. He ended up going to the emergency room to get some help.

Richard said that both sides of his jaw were dislocated and that's why it was stuck open. He said that usually just one side will dislocate but he somehow did both sides at the same time. They knew that he had been drinking because this happens to people when they're drunk. Robin said that's because you stop feeling things if you get drunk enough.

Richard told Howard that they took some x-rays and then gave him and IV to knock him out and they popped the jaw back into place. He said the was there for like 14 hours. He said that they asked him if he would feel it if they just tried popping it back in. He said that he didn't have that much to drink, he could still feel things. He said his buddy was making drinks before that and they actually waited a while before bringing him to the hospital.

Robin said that it is possible for that to happen to him again so he has to be careful about that. Howard told him that maybe he should lay off of drinking for a while. Richard said he'll see what happens.

Robin's News. 12/05/1995. 9:00am
Howard read a fax about how there was no bestseller list in the Los Angeles Times over the weekend. The guy said that was the first time in history that it had ever happened and wondered why that was. Howard ended up talking about the NY Times list and how he's not lying about the book being number 1 while the NY Times is claiming that it's Colin Powell. He said that according to the research he's got, his book is outselling Colin's book 9-1. He wasn't sure if he had that number right but he had 9,000 books to 1,000 books so he tried to do the math and made it much more complicated than it should have been.

Howard had Robin get into her news a short time later. She read a story about Barbara Walters latest celebrity interview special. She had some clips from that show and had Howard playing them.

After a couple more stories Howard said that he was reading Robin's article in Playboy. He read through some of it on the air. That led to Jackie reading some of Robin's article doing his impression of Robin. He had some fun with that for a few minutes and laughed at some of what he was reading while he was doing it. Jackie was really getting into it and going nuts with the impression of Robin.

Fred had a request for Jackie to read certain parts of Robin's article and told him where to start. Jackie went nuts again with the impression and went way over the top with the voice. Howard wanted to move on with the news but Fred had another request for Jackie to read. Howard eventually put a stop to it and told Jackie that he just goes too long sometimes.

Robin got back into her news and read through a few more stories. She had one about Marcel Marso and that led to Howard doing his own version of ''man stuck in a box'' and other things that he does. He said that anyone can do mime and it's not a big deal. He said the guy made a living out of doing nothing. Howard played some clips of the guy talking and that got Fred doing his French accent and goofing on him a bit.

After taking a break Howard had Robin get back to her news. She read a story about a girl who was stabbed out on the street by someone wielding a needle. Fred threw in some of Jackie's laughs when she was reading those stories. She had one about a rapist and Fred threw in another one of Jackie's laughs.

Robin read a story about Jeffrey Dahmer and Fred threw in some more Jackie laughs while she was describing some of the torturing he did to his victims. She read through a few other stories and Fred threw those laughs into the discussion. She read a story about Roxie Roker dying over the weekend and got another Jackie laugh thrown into that story. Robin wrapped up her news a short time later. Howard said goodbye and ended the show around 9:55am (Mastertape Theatre time).

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